You mean a Jetta.

So, you can indeed, buy a UPS Truck. It’s just not in United Parcel Service livery.

Setting it on fire, and forgetting about the two least important letters “VW” would have been far easier. More beer involved too.

good one, friendo. real original.

Remember when grown ass men didn’t weep and whine about the things they didn’t like? Grow the F up, children.

Bingo.

I mean, I GUESS I could reach for the handle versus my usual flail my hand listlessly towards the upper-right portion of the driver door, and mash it willy-nilly until it falls via gravity behind the handle.

plus it’s partly a Mercedes e-class.

Dodge is an American brand. SORRY they chose to build their cars elsewhere when our economy was shit.

Your headline is fake news at best, AJ. You used “gun buyers” instead of “permit applicants” — you’re a fucking disgrace.

well, it won’t be a hole. it’ll be a correctional facility where he receives three free meals a day, protection from those (like you, apparently) that hate him, education (should he accept it), rehabilitation (psych treatment), and medical care.

Exactamundo.

so, you know, like iOS on iPhone X.

either they sold out, or they’re all 2015 models...

either they sold out, or they’re all 2015 models...

Undrunken take: It’s ugly (and I’m not talking about the skew wrap).

Ummm. I’ve never had an HVAC switch go bad in a car (and I had an ‘81 BMW 320i for a long time in the mid 2000's), and I’ve had a ridiculous amount of “screens” in my life totally shit the bed over the last ten years.

ZING! Well played.

$20k for a the tradesman (base of base models) truck, is not “crazy cheap”

Liberty Walk is definitely the Downs Syndrome of the car tuning world.

I’d do a lot of shit for not much money, but I’d do this for free.