Same number of games as Roethlisberger got for his second sexual assault allegation. Neat.

Shut up

And who says the Boston area is hard to navigate?

How do you usually indicate your beer preference? Do the bars you frequent provide Denny's-like menus so the drunks can point?

I have no idea what beer-rocket scientist is, but I now know its what I want to be.

I remember drinking this well over a decade ago in high school when we went on a class trip to the Czech Republic. While we were in Prague, we had to walk across the street from our hotel to a KFC...the young guy at the counter let us buy the Pilsner Urquell by the case. They came in mini cans, which we thought was…

Men are terrible. I'm glad I'm a guy, because if I was a woman I'd never ever date. Ever. It blows my mind that any woman would want anything to do with us.

1. Cheating is wrong.

[Phone]: *Rings*

I think he took it a little too literally when a fan yelled at him to "Make the call!"

This is a football school. They all lie about degrees.

No.

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

Go Green my friend

Spartans Will

Baylor has hired a PR firm, advocating to the public that they won the Cotton Bowl.

he traveled.

I imagine these are the same people who end up on The Smoking Gun for threatening unspeakable violence because the Wendy's drive -thru messed up their Baconator order.