Cannot resist.

I went to law school with 100 people like this. Don't go to law school.

Because he probably has an "extended family" and "friends" who would like to share in the moment.

Being cognizant of mortality fucking sucks balls.

Because people other than his family members really care about him and they'll be comforted to know that the message at The Joe was watched by the Great Man.

Might not be too many moments left. Think you answered your own question.

Shout out for Short's YEYE!!

My personal favorite is the annual intrasquad scrimmage at the University of Nebconsin.

Dungy kept hammering at the Martin comparison.

Based on how he was raised, I'm surprised Hunter didn't slap the umpire back. His parents instilled the importance of an "i for an i".

Mets fans, everyone! Mets fans.

It won't look so bad in Philly

You'd think a spastic colon would produce more runs.

The tweet said: next time take a screen grab

Agree, this certainly was a terrible time for this deal to happen. But it's not like Illitch woke up, saw that Detroit was going bankrupt, and said "now's a great time to seal the deal on a new stadium!" This deal has been going on for the better part of the last decade.

Wrigley is perfectly nice and certainly the anchor of the neighborhood. But there are only 81 home games a year and the occasional playoff series — which never goes past the NLCS anyway — plus a scattering of concerts. Is that really worth a no-strings-attached investment of taxpayer money? It's not a state park.

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