Time to party like it’s 1938?

I feel like I am going to be sick of the requisite edgy-hipster-backlash that this movie will inevitably generate. 

Why are you perplexed? Often times the people who compile the trailers are not the people who made the movie. There are plenty of movies with amazing trailers that turn out to be garbage and vice versa. That’s pretty much been happening since movies became a thing. 

On a separate note, I saw a woman falsely accuse a man of rape so the only conclusion I can possibly make is that all women are trash and liars and we should never believe them?

“hm, how can i fix the many, complex problems in this world? Oh, I know, I’ll see someone of the opposite sex do something and then assign that action to all men and then hate all men as a result. Seems healthy and not at all over the top insane and sexist...

Maybe people who've actually seen it may know better? Just throwing that out there. 

“preposterous like Leia Poppins”

Not a single one of those is a legitimate plot holes. They are all convenient.

That’s more realistic than you’d think. You don’t instantly die in space. You can survive a relatively short period of time with minor ill-effects.

Or ya know...... force bubble.

Or the giant spaceworm that somehow contains an atmosphere within its mouth that it also leaves open all the time.

In Empire, what is the timeline of Han and Leia leaving Hoth and arriving at Bespin (a day? two days?) vs. Luke’s time spent on Dagobah (a week? two weeks?)

Those sets were very expensive, thank you very much.

And getting all pissy about Star Wars’ bad grasp of physics this late in the game is really stupid.

Don’t remember the TIE bombers in TESB dropping bombs on that asteroid then?

Yo, I fell asleep during Rogue One, and you still haven’t described any scenes, characters, or plot points that specifically bothered you, so bye.

Plus, Star Wars is fantasy, not sci-fi, so let’s not get too hung up on space physics.

If you can buy open-air space docks on the Death Star you can buy someone surviving in the vacuum of space for a few seconds with the help of mystic space magic.

Fair point, so I can only assume Empire Strikes Back is ruined for you due to the impossible physics of Han’s space garbage trick before the Star Destroyer went into hyperspace.

Eh what can you do, they basically wanted to make sure they didn’t rehash Empire Strikes Back like Force Awakans did with New Hope, so they took a chance, got rid of the legacy human characters  and tried for a different kind of story, you can’t really fault them for wanting to take the franchise in a creative new…

Hell, people have been fine with it having sound in space since 1977,

A.) You’re applying a basis of logic the movie has no interest in using. Hyperspace in Star Wars takes however long the story needs hyperspace to take.