I realize Deadspin gives the Warriors plenty of love, but still...

There it is, guys. We have the bold championship truther.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

As long as we can also agree that he didn’t have the highest WAR last season, at all, by any stretch of accounting or imagination. He did lead the league in Bret The Hitman Hart impressions though, and I feel like that should factor in.

My vote is for the scrote.

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Steph Curry Is Some Kind Of Jedi Or Wizard Or Some Shit

I did this once from the passenger side of the car, over the roof, into the bucket. I peaked at a young age.

Is there any other sport where the two best players in the league are this physically different?

That’s the type of accuracy you only see in action movi...wait nevermind, Sylvester Stallone would never throw a towel.

The Woz is packing, dude.

Antonio Brown: <excited by dancing>

Don't be too hard-on him.

who is mike

It’s like watching a kid play his drunk uncle in NBA2K on Christmas.

Nah, it’s not even close. He’s so far ahead of everyone else it’s actually comical. Ray Allen at his peak was shooting about 45% from 3 on 5 attempts per game. Curry is shooting 46% on 11 attempts per game.

/I pick it up and throw it back at you

Is it appropriate to stop saying “one of the greatest” and simply say “the greatest long-range shooter”? How many more data points will we need to make that conclusive statement, because it seems like we’re getting close.