palin said she had read ALL the books so don’t be too impressed

If this is a reference to “Amazing Amy” in Gone Girl and the idea of Tiffany Trump (SPOILER ALERT) being a devious blonde woman who fakes her death to frame her husband for murder, the question is when, not if.

Now is the time for her to star in a series of internationally beloved children’s picture books.

Jesus, just ask her “Is it safe?” How hard is that?

I was first exposed to Alex Jones years ago in the film Waking Life and I watched that movie over and over again, usually with the help of some type of hallucinate. I was mesmerized by his speech, thinking he “really got it.”

i threw up so much some of it might have ended up in your mouth too

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

holy shit, have fun voting for Trump dickweed

Oh snap, check out the edgelord here with the TOTAL. FUCKING. EDGE.

Fuck off, troll.

Fuck off, troll.

Fuck off, troll.

Fuck off, troll.

Fuck off, troll.

cunt is a cunt, no matter the color

Thanks Donald.

Woah, that’s super racist!