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    Throw Tim Cook in jail until they do for contempt of court and see how fast they unlock the phone.

    Troll harder

    You're rude as hell

    what if...I was realized that and I was talking to other commenters to facilitate discussion in what is always an echo chamber anyway? And what if I said outright I wasn’t referring to Stassa or criticizing her at all?

    what if... that were the obvious point of this essay

    Hundreds of years ago, our worldview changed forever when we discovered the Earth is round.

    Pretty horrible, but sums up what many Hilary supporters believe. Somehow because I’m a woman I should be voting for Hilary because she’s one as well. Or I’m sexist because I don’t vote for Hilary. Everyone wants to talk about BernieBros, but Clinton supporters are just as bad (if not worse) when it comes to these…

    *Rolls eyes*

    And the most important - they shouldn’t be wimmen.

    The U-pick-em pro-life responses to the Zika Virus:
    “They shouldn’t have traveled to a third world country.”
    “They shouldn’t live so close to a third world country.”
    “They should’ve lived in another country.”
    “They shouldn’t be having sex.”

    And Jimmy Carter watched the first Star Wars movie in a secret meeting with Egyptian President Anwar Sadat in the lead up to the Camp David Peace Accords.

    I genuinely really like the 1st bathroom’s wallpaper and would use it in my house. (lol jk I don’t have a house I am forever doomed to beige walls)

    “I’m such a quirky, cool, and unique individual that I need a quirky, cool, and unique pet. Otherwise, how will anyone know how quirky, cool, and unique I am? You think I’m gonna buy a dog, like some schmoe? As if.”

    Fucked. We are fucked.

    Okay but if you were really high and suddenly a fucking milkshake with a PIECE OF CAKE ON TOP appears like magic are you going to say no? Because I saw that article and mentally saved it to my “things to experience while fucked up” goals list

    Driver’s deadpan face is what sell it. I got a hunch that outside of character he must be one of those really likable guys, charming and telling the best jokes. Those are usually the guys who can best play the straight face persona (for reference, see Dwayne Johnson).

    The best explanation for her character in my eyes was that she’s a mole for the Resistance. Leia even says they have somebody on the inside.

    Otherwise she’s just the worst soldier. Like most enlisted troops would suffer death before providing help that would kill hundreds or thousands of their fellow soldiers. Those…