Longing for the future Star Trek world where money will be irrelevant and therefore taxes will not be an issue... of course we need that cataclysmic nuclear war first...but hey you have to break a few eggs. 

A Republican controlled state considering a new tax? The party of small government? Excuse me while I clutch my pearls.

5th gear:

That's my hometown! We're finally not famous for our mayor going to jail for tax evasion! 

[Connects trailer to Tesla. Engages Trailer Mode. Trailer immediately disconnects from car, swerves out in to traffic, turns left the wrong way on a one-way road, stops, and bursts in to flame]

If you actually cared about bots, wouldn’t you charge people for NOT being verified?

One party is actively trying to dismantle voting rights, engages in open discrimination, cozy’s up to white supremacist’s, celebrates a man breaking into a home and attacking the husband of a politician, and celebrates a man having a stroke.

It’s no What Up With Dat, but it still gave me a chuckle just for that bit of goofy weirdness, and yes I like Tom Hanks too. 

He’s famous for doing a motivational speaker character who loved in a fan down by the rivet.

SNL does not need a “both sides” approach. It needs to merciliessly skewer republicans and leave the democrats alone. Period. We’re in a fucking crisis situation where evil lunatics are actively trying to dismantle democracy. The democarts are the only ones fighting them. it really is that black and white. Fuck SNL.

I don’t know what’s more pathetic. Being the world’s richest man and getting off on being “edgy” and “owning the libs” by spending billions of dollars so people can yell the N word in the name of “free speech”... or being a random internet commenter and admiring said rich edgelord’s boner.

To be fair, no one told Perry life was gonna be this way. 

They need to Sweden the deal for tourists, give them some leeway (in case they’re Russian around), Denmark it down on signs just how fast the noobs can travel.

Scandinavalous....

Swedish! Norway did you just say that. I’m Finnish-ed with you

The stiff ticket penalty makes speeding un-fjord-able. 

Still better then Lennongrad

I’m sure they won’t be that bad. I used to live in Ringo Starr’s mini-city, and aside from having to chant “Peace and Love” every morning for several hours at gunpoint, hearing “Photograph” being played over the loudspeakers on a loop, and occasionally running out of food and water and having to kill each other to…

And Brendan Frasier plays Mojo.

Just like every MCU show, there are a few places where ONE extra line of dialogue in a couple of places might help.

“I just rent this place out to cover overhead, Jen. I didn’t know who these morons were.” (Assuming Mary Kay isn’t correct and I’m wrong and Blonsky knew what he was doing and is part of it)

“Oh, the D.A.…