The greatest trick the MCU ever pulled was convincing the world Mephisto didn’t exist.

This comment is almost too much to bear.

when a young Rockbiter (then going by the name Michael Brownstein)

This!
And I was also taught: try not to drive such that my safety depends on other drivers doing the right thing.
So, for example, if I need to turn left on a busy road, but the road is icy, and there is a car on my bumper, and one behind them, etc. and it’s getting dark, but only gloaming, some lights on, some lights…

The one thing that humans still have (if they actually used it), is the ability to predict another drivers potential behavior and to be proactive. A good driver should be able to detect little nuances that people do, like noticing a driver in the next lane getting closer to your lane even for a bit. You should be able…

With LSD there’s no limit to what we can........................................... imagine.

Well, Awkwafina isnt actively “doing” anything, she is just talking how she has learned to talk over the course of her life. She isnt imitating anything, thats...just how she talks. She is just a new target for people to be angry at.

I don’t like it when some gives a flash of their lights - get out of my way signal. I do not respond well. Sorry I’m only going 70 in a 55. Why does a person think everyone else will part like the red sea for them?

Love. It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.

Missed headline opportunity: “Arizona Man Gives New Mercedes Thumbs-Down”

How about back in 1909?

So... the giant wiper blade just perpetually compacts snow/ice onto the bottom of the windshield with no clear place for it to go until the pack ice created eventually prevents the blade from functioning at all?

writing about obscure lighting RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS

That’s because the people who invented the internet had ideals and lofty goals for humanity.

Shit you not, I have dreamt that Elon Musk was flying us from North Carolina to London in one of his SpaceX rockets. Suddenly, he announced over the intercom he had to attend a meeting and ejected himself from the rocket. As we were about to crash land in the Thames River in London, Thor guided us down to safety.

That fifth wheel release won’t do anything for the passenger car along side said toppling trailer.
And the bulk of truck rollovers don’t come from jet engines, tornados, or Taco Bell farts. They come from excess speed on curves. So perhaps a better investment would be better training for drivers?

a nearly 50-50 chance of living or dying