We needed an SNL skit with Tucker Carlson in bed with a female M&M mascot but M&M wouldn’t wanna be associated with something sexualized. They’re a family candy lol. But it would have been great advertising lol.
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explaining to you why it’s cool they think some Ewoks are sexy
Love a good story of “guy finds bug / guy ruins his own fun by not being able to shut up about the bug in public, thereby binging it to the attention of the powers that be.”
Yeah, to me there’s a very large difference between hypermiling where you are going slower than the average speed of the traffic around you (40 in a 70), and hypermiling in bumper-to-bumper traffic. When I used to commute every day, on my way home it was common to have traffic come to a stop (or nearly a stop), then…
Never tell Jason that you hated a VW. He has secret powers, a love of all things VW, and an attitude.
The part is an Oil Filter. The person who tightened it is the Ol’ Fitler.
Only a couple of bad years, a few thousand dollars, and some giant scorpions away from this. Will you still be scoffing when they get the plague serum to Boston?!?
THIS! THIS! is the journalism I come to Jalopnik for every day all day! Thanks for the laugh! I love this! Keep up the great work.
There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope. The death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The…
We ARE the Lemmings adaptation.
Did he just say “a series of business activity”? Who wrote this, Vincent Adultman?
And yet we languish here in 2022, still yet to see a ‘Lemmings’ adaptation.
Can’t wait to see all those Gary clones in Vault 108!
It’s appropriate that this will air on Prime, just to maintain the tradition that Fallout content in any form will always premiere a little bit broken. Other streaming services regularly streamline and update their UI to keep it quick, modern, and responsive, but Prime?
Why don’t y’all just do a feature called “Ask a Trucker”? I’m sure I’m not the only one on here who drives commercial truck for a living; I’m also a driver trainer.
To be fair, there were so many people for whom Harry Potter was the only books they ever read and their sole cultural touchpoint (except for perhaps The Office and Friends) that who could expect them to understand any of the cryptobigotry?
You crazy son of a bitch! You did it! I’ve effectively taken a 45 minute break from work to read all this and I’m stoked and emotional for you.
Oh boy are you about to be disappointed. Not only have I now written about counterweights, but I’ve also written about blue anodized wheel cylinders:
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