and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

I just got around to watching SOLO, which is dumb but way more fun than I expected, and I had no idea how much I’d been wanting to see Paul Bettany play a horrible mafia boss attacking people with laser knives.

The Wicked Witch of the Westview.