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Thank you so much you just gave me so much stronger reasons for hating that movie. I can't stand it but couldn't pinpoint one. All I could fall back on is that life is like a box of chocolates is a fucking stupid saying because you always know what you're gonna get, you're gonna get chocolates.

Oh my God, that was so thorough! Thank you. And, also, SOLD! Now I kind of want to watch Forrest Gump again and turn it into a drinking game where we drink every time the movie promotes an evil message.

We both actually kept coming up with more and more reasons that this movie is so fucked up on every level. So many reasons. And this could take forever.

I always make a very attractive sim (usually female) with traits that will help her achieve a lifetime wish. Then I find her a mate (or make her one) that is also attractive and has good traits for a lifetime wish. Then I make them have perfect little children in perfect little houses. I am a super boring sims…

Oh. My. God. From now until the day I die, I'm calling the leaks lady wine. And based on the ringing endorsements from you and the lovely barelylethal, I have resolved to put on my last clean pair of big girl panties and give the cup a go. Off to Amazon to order. Thanks!

This story is amazing.

You're my hero <3 Can't use a cup because IUD but when I do bleed I don't give too many fucks about it.

how can cracker be a bad word when we're all Ritzy and Wheat Thin? It's a compliment! And as a white person who has white friends I can totally speak for all of us! Stop being so sensitive.

I originally thought the title said Jose Canseco would like to Cosplay as Justin Bieber.

oh God. I'm laugh/crying right now. I bled through my tampon & safety pad during a business meeting with a VP I hated. I tried to angle my laptop bag so it covered my ass when we had to exit the conf room, but yeah that didn't work. He gave me the side-eye every fucking time we had to meet, asking in his stupid,…

Yes, in what is very clearly an intentional homage. The original long form trailer even cites School Daze as an influence. I don't think they were trying to sneak anything by us.

Extra points if you nicknamed your period John Wilkes Booth.

Like the time I was watching TV with a bag of peanuts in my lap while some hottie was on the tube and my Mom chose that moment to reach in and rummage around the bag while my weiner was doing its Hope Diamond impersonation?

All the women in my family started super early, like at 8 years old. So I got the talk and pad demo around that time. Well, freaky deaky me didn't get her first period until age 14. So, I had forgotten some of the finer points. Like the fact that you are supposed to put the adhesive side of the pad in your underwear.…

Mine was just humourous. I of course had my first period at my father's house (split time half and half), and it was literally night one of my week with him, and I remember having cramps and not knowing what was going on. It's 11pm (and I'm what - 11, 12?) so when I get up my dad can hear me around upstairs and is…

Seriously. A clot fell out of me in my late 20's while I was holding a ladder for a friend and it was so BIG I *actually* thought I gave birth to.....something.

Aw, but all my period-related gross stories are after my first period.