This is huge. No doubt a university run by George Soros.

In history class we learned about something like this called Eugene? Egentrics? Whatever I paid some foreign kid to take the final for me so I could go to Cancun. My dad has a boat there. Fully-loaded just like my stepmom

Total loser. Real heroes don't die from mechanical failure. Pathetic!

There's a very very special moment when youre talking Star Wars at a bar or party and a stranger perks up when they hear you say IG-88 is your favorite bounty hunter (bonus points if they've read the books about that pesky robot).

I wish I could upvote this a thousand times

Maybe the election would've gone differently if we showed every Trump voter episode one then told them that Jar Jar joins the Senate and is influential to galactic politics and see their reaction.

Zipline to the office you say…
*checks bank account and Home Depot hours*

Go home Ben you're drunk

Jedis are FANTASY. I'm talking about HARD sci-fi!

You know Lucas will just come in to change who hosted first

Get out your Fly glasses and woo all the lasses. Break out your leopard Stetson 'cause it's time for a lesson. Find your Larry Mullen Sr 'cause Jr's a…Sorry I'm just stoked for the Joshua Tree show in LA. Gonna be looking out for the Scotts in the crowd.

Hey, milk comes in weird bags and everything is Nestle branded. Might as well be the same place

The Lake Tahoe area is a small and simple model of humanity. On the slopes and shores you have some of the wealthiest people in America, in the woods you have wood working and hippy people, then at the bottom you have Reno where the lowest of the low go to die.

They need deprogramming from their Zion loving, globalist, socialism spreading, Muslim banker parents trying to take coal from your children's lunches!

Whattaya gonna build another Circus Circus!? Y'know, cuz you build casinos and you're a clown who gives a free show daily. Anybody?

Yoo cock suckah!

If only I can hear more people yell, "Swearengen!" in every possible accent just to see Ian McShane raise an eyebrow then I'll be happy. American Gods has started to fill that void

Once again, Cooperstown is a lie

Clearly not what I was expecting. I would imagine Hannity being much more heartbroken by the demise of Spike TV which Murdoch will agree is the most important cable channel in the history of television. What, am I supposed to watch those poofs on the ESPY's now to know who to idolize!?

It can be three things!