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Cooperstown is a lie

Wasnt too hardcore. For every Skeletonwitch, GWAR and Mastodon show I saw there I also saw The Mountain Goats, Bonnie Prince Billy and Yo La Tengo so not as crazy as it sounds.

Snowflakes lead to heavy snow that breaks down my powerlines and kills my elderly neighbors! Tell Katrina survivors that it's only a raindrop!!! Shit adds up

Looking forward to her predictable next dates at Sarah Lawrence and Vassar because she's not looking for a place to cause a commotion or anything.

Definitely surreal and the whole series long mom story was really funny but I'd also put up either the tampon cookie episode or the dustbowl cowboys and Indians episode as the best. Also remember to "Taste the Pain!"

To see Sleep at a place with a giant Twitter screen is kind of funny. When I saw them it was a place with a plane crash behind it where hobos and junkies would sleep in the plane. Total sellouts playing in nice venues.

Dammit, you better die in that studio where I spent my youth from driving to little league to smoking weed and talking about things way too complex for our high school and college heads to driving to the bank to pay for our student loans and first homes today. Your golden voice has filled my weekends through all the

Powerless didn't have the bite it could've had but it's still a great show. If anything it showed Vanessa Hudgens can lead a show and if you want a funny person to ensure cancellation hire Ron Funches. He and Adam Pally are on the same level for being hilarious and also a dead albatross for TV.

None of these has the disco hi-hat shuffle Joy Division or New Order did.

Gotta watch Xavier: Renegade Angel episode Damnesia Vu Part 2: Damn You. Best thing since the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from ATHF or maybe the Patience episode from Wonder Showzen

If two grieving mothers jumping on a trampoline to the Shaolin Clan isn't a TV landmark then tell me what is this year.

To say about homeless terrible situations, there was a homeless guy at the door of my building everyday, all year in Chicago, he told me the same story of his life and we became friends but he never remembered who I was every single day all those years. It was sad hearing his story then just about every day and

If you missed three questions you're pulled out of the cab by your hair and forced to sign a NDA!!! Win and you get to spend twenty minutes in the lobby of Mar a Lago!!!

Reporters are all cucks except when they say positive things about Trump.

Was even a second one necessary? Never got the appeal of these movies

Get all the old Taxi Cab Confessions drivers to host.

I posted it before but my invention of the drinking game "Obama or Adama?" in college was a regular thing for nerdy guys who want to drink, study journalism and do something that will never get you laid. You get a card with a quote and have to figure out who said it. It is actually pretty hard on some of the vague

Red Riding. So gratifying.

Now you just gotta find those Invisible Children! (Fun fact: I once went out with someone purely based on looks and when the conversation tanked and I realized how it wouldn't work out I convinced the person that Invisible Children was the sequel to Flubber where Robin Williams' scientist made an invisibility potion

Fat Adama—NEVER FORGET!