Shut your mouth, you thoughtless little pig!

Drunk and bored at home I watched his wedding movie with Zac Efron. Aubry Plaza and Anna Kendrick worked so much with so little on what could've been a great duo.

Now, if Michael Winslow was the voice (or voices) of Pepsi, I could get behind this whole police thing.

Anybody that hated his performance in True Detective 2 needs to sit the fuck down. He was awesome even if the story wasn't great. Hiding in the bushes (secret dad). Drinking in the bar listening to music (Velcoro Blues).

I was unaware of a second Goon but Man Seeking Woman was awesome. Goon was great too

Hey now! Don't you have some doomed soldier to dance with or Doctor to chase!?

2,000,000 ways to construct additional pylons! Ask me how!
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I was always happy to have two Bible teachers who explained that you read it with an understanding of history and what's a parable or literal. I couldn't imagine the horror of thinking everything is straight up belief in our modern age or we'd all be living in a spooky witch hunting version of the town in Footloose…

I remember telling someone we had a whole class in Catholic school called Social Justice basically talking about how Jesus loved everyone and it was our duty to care for the poor, sick and screwed over. They only knew the political term and acted like I was a communist devil who actually went to the most Irish…

Definitely slappada da bass but not that upright. That steez was a sweet sunburst j-bass and a longhorn Dan Electro. With the exception of a Rickenbacker I don't need any other noise. Maybe a Gibson F hole Chet Atkins bass.

More comical. I only saw his eyes once without sunglasses when after a bender he told me he had a vision of Sacajawea and her child at the foot of his bed telling him some sort of important truth. That's only second to weird drug experiences to when I was really sick and my weird roommate took acid and while I was…

Pointing it at someone is only a recommendation by the NRA.

I went to school with a super famous political candidate's grandson who would always play that song when he was really messed up so it reminds me of his historical campaign everytime I hear that song seeing him with sunglasses on to hide his red eyes and his head in the toilet. Guy was a great drummer but most awful…

My Panama City Beach week in high school was a nightmare of terrible people and fighting. That poor city. Mexico has less of a bad time than Florida's panhandle on spring break.

He's rich, he's white, he's the mayor. My working title for a screenplay based loosely on real life

Biggest questions: was it a heady high or a body high? Was the strain Southern Florida Land Grab, Meryl Streep the Leg or Purple Ferrari Jeans?

Since when did they offer camping!?

You slappa da bass, I slappa your face!
*Gotta reference Xavier Renegade Angel at every opportunity*

I'd so much rather hear someone play Jack Johnson, Deathcab, Iron and Wine or anything else typical for a millennial college guitar bro before some dude who grew his first beard and downloaded a Dylan record plays that shit like it's gospel. Our guitar jam was Iggy Pop, The Damned, Joy Division, etc, fuck that stuff…

Not many people remember remember Tupac's 8-string scalloped neck Parker with a rig he won in a bet with John Petrucci over who could play faster. Only thing is, Parkers suck, so does the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.