The differences between Netflix and movie theatres are: you're at a fucking theatre with great sound and a screen, you can play the arcade version of Die Hard in the lobby wing (boom box bazooka anyone?), the popcorn is great coming from a guy who worked all of his teen years taking it home, where else do you find…

It's always magically in his back pocket along with his sister's tuna sandwiches.

Dammit!

I really hope Vin Diesel unites the Black Panthers with a big speech about family while they don't wonder why he's there

NAME ONE!

Boston did it right!

Essentially he wants everyone to get a business degree or be a shitty engineer working for people with business degrees because only pussies like stuff like Endowment for the Arts and watch Charlie Rose. Give me that Guy Fieri and lock up Rick Steve's!!!

Trump shouldve just shamed him for being a former employee of his. Diss your boss because you lost a cupcake challenge? SAD!

If this statement isn't in jest you're kicking a hornets' nest here at the AV Club.

They're losing their minds and The AV Club is reaping all the benefits!

Knowing and working with a bunch of these guys it's not faux-racism. These people find it awesome to use every word you can about people that don't don't match their straight Anglo protestant background but once they're in a place with real repercussions they shut up. I've met some tough racists who are ready to lose…

Got really into lifting in college and landed a sweet internship at a rugby friend's family top secret engineering firm where he hides his Jewish roots and works with Lucuis Fox. Total self hating yet rectifying frat move

"Classic Rock not Classic Talk!"

I AM CLICKING ON YOUR COMMENT TO REMIND EVERYONE THEY CAN MAKE $2,000 A WEEK REPLACING OUR BOATSMEN TO FARM THE FEARED JELLYFISH THAT FEED OUR NIGHTMARE. THEY WILL CREATE THE POISON THAT KILL THY ENEMY IN THEIR SLEEP. TAKE COMFORT IN SLEEPING WITHOUT FEAR OF THE FISH AND THEIR ANTI-PATRIOTIC CAUSE. ALL PEOPLE WIN. YOU…

I have to login every time I visit the page and it lags so bad. Yeah, why the fuck did it change? We want to read one page we care about. It's the AV Club we came here for movies, comics, TV, music and more, but not one of those. Those is why Splitsider sucks when every article begins ANOTHER FUCKING ARTICLE

This comments/Newswire system needs to die.

Negotiate his contract on a boat and bring the riot punch

"I.
GRILLED.
A SLAUGHTERED BO-VINE!!!
I'M THE DUUUUUUDE UP THE BLOCK!!!!!"
There's you're commercial lyrics

Haha I definitely had that idea and it made me laugh out loud thinking of basically a horror show doing the Muppets but I really, REALLY, thought it was going to be a call and response duelling banjos bit with two personalities. Now that would've been a crowning TV moment for the year.

How many times can you count with your hands has a website improved when changed overnight without warning? I don't know about anyone else but not only is it annoying but it's crazy laggy on my cell and laptop.