I liked Jeff Ross's joke on Conan where he said his book was poorly written because there were 4 Chapter 11's. I think that's my favorite joke about Trump so far.

I disagree with the last bit. Trump is equal parts brash Samantha, stuck up Charlotte and drunk uncle who drops n-bombs after his second bourbon and has just discovered the internet.

I got stuck with a 29 year old roommate who was super into 4chan and alt-right stuff despite being very vocal about being gay but then again he was a Milo fan. But the point I want to make is that you really couldn't see a line between his 4chan joke trolling and his genuine beliefs. It's this weird generation of…

I'd like to hear these people explain satellites, global flights, weather patterns, ocean currents…aww fuck it. I wish there were a million Buzz Aldrin's to punch each one in the face when they try to write a new post or comment online but we're never going to be that lucky.

Get back to work, Parker! I want criminals or photographs, not AV Club comments!

Steve Harvey is in a dark room rubbing his hands in anticipation of getting Tone Loc and Kevin from the Backstreet Boys to face off with rival hot dog stands. Oh yes, the power is ready and waiting for him.

Don't you say that about the Mr Freeze of a thousand ice puns! He was the governor for Christ's sake

The dream of every man, turning into a T-Rex to vent your parental and romantic problems.

Fish anus milk you say?

Sorry, I like monsters who ball

That immigrant phony clown couldn't even kill off Predator for good or a bunch of whackjob robots that keep coming back. I don't like Austrians who can't finish a job when it comes to illegal extra-terrestrial aliens or time traveling robots. LOSER!

If it's a trip to Skull Island with Dr. Steve Brule then we can cancel all film festivals and the next awards season because there is no competition. That or they mistakenly go to Skull Island looking for the Catalina Wine Mixer.

It's a great song but it will never top the "They tried to kill him with a forklift" ballad.

Mecha Godzilla for national security. Keep this Godzilla bozo out of our cities!

Better question is who the hell is wondering about Die Hard plot holes in 2017 outside of Kevin Smith type movies or NBC comedies?

I doubt an online course will teach you about his work ethic. His book, Born Standing Up, told about him doing multiple shows a day at Knott's Berry Farm as a kid and working his ass off to develop his craft. It's a great read to develop respect for the guy. Not all stars have just raw talent, especially in stand-up…

RIP Tara Reed

Such a LONG fucking way to say something really simple. Shit's been around for years but now everyone's looking for things they can use to hate Trump more about. Yeah, dude sucks but we don't need to treat everything like a goddamn witch hunt. They just said we'll kick you out if you break exclusivity because this is…

I still justify getting blackout drunk everyday with Led Zeppelin and bourbon, not some Key West bullshit and margaritas.

If you genuinely want to play music you like Josephine Baker. Dudes who want to play bad rock music don't know who she is let alone Chet Baker and the rest of the jazz and rock greats. It's like trying to write a book or be a journalist without knowing the greats. He definitely doesn't come off as a savant. It's just…