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I'm watching Huell Howser's California Gold on PBS. I couldn't handle reading about and watching two dead treasures!
His sunglasses!
His moustache!

I can't wait to see this. Some Five Years lyrics were my high school quote and only one weird guy got it.
"And all the nobody people, and all the somebody people… I never thought I'd need so many people." Gotta love high school, bro.

Florida Man with a Staten Island accent as his Joe the Plumber

It's the second sick political joke called Nam

Ive definitely been told off before during multiple breakups where we'd watched lots of them and they yell, "And all those fucking French movies you made me watch! They make no sense and I pretended to like them!" Only two liked them. The other one I got ripped into was "After we sleep together you always run off to

I own more movies and books about new wave than a normal cinephile should and this is so exciting. It changed my world as a young teen seeing Band of Outsiders and Weekend thinking, "Holy shit, these are tiny crews doing whatever they want and it's so f'ing cool!" I got more into Dogme 95 and other guerilla styles but

Trump's hair is visible glowing in the blacklight Thong Song video.

This country is one great big chicken waiting to be plucked.

Reporting on that time he won the Super Bowl, sired five children and built a hotel in a night. Just ask Conway, his doctor, or Spicer. They were all blessed enough to witness the majesty that was his post-game/pre-ribbon cutting erection that would bestow our nation a next generation of slicked back haired sons to

I hope I'm not the only one here who has seen it because it's Japanese and crazy long but the rom-com Love Exposure may be one of the most funny and rewarding movies I've ever seen. Put it up there with Taste of Tea for best surreal Japanese movies since 2000. The length and complexity of the romance just makes it so

Basically the whole allure for me with La La Land

I had nightmares of the dicknose looking mask from Slipknot chasing me in a cornfield. No need to tell me to fear Iowa.

Look like you're riding the Tour de France or skiing moguls in the 90s! Like high waisted jeans they're coming back

Wherever I can get Belle and Sebastian, and U2 tickets in LA I can give my money to the devil. I can get my smaller show tix at record stores but unless it's some super indie big show like Broken Social Scene at Hollywood Forever or Grandaddy at Pioneertown you gotta deal with the devil.

It's for his benefit. Without being stuffed in a locker all night he'd still be that kid playing Magic The Gathering in the cafeteria after school.

Imagine the show rebranded as a bunch of silly nerds who influence an election to take back their country. Maybe that would make rural communities interested in computers and engineering.

A million each week to slaughter the public interpretation of all STEM workers, sci-fi and comic book readers to be mumbling and emasculated.

Considering New York has about everything in some hole in the wall I bet you'll find it, but with weather improving in California nothing tastes better in summer than fish tacos and a Corona or watermelon agua fresca. A lot of Mexican butchers have big selections for tacos but Bear Flag Fish Co. in Orange County is

One is a fruit bowl and the other is a bowl of raw tuna Californians have grown addicted to thinking it will make them live forever.

Seriously, but a Hollywood Bowl show will be amazing.