I have wanted to know what Solange had to say about awards season since she was overshadowed by Cedric the Entertainer in Johnson Family Vacation. Her Beyonce jokes were so tongue-in-cheek!

I was pretty surprised by nearby Whole Foods recently. It was a place people hung out at with a pizza parlor, craft beer & wine bar, and other hangouts that are really busy. There's lots of other places to go but it seems like the Costco of where to get coffee, produce, workday fridge salad or antipasto, dinner for…

Eat at the bar. The bartender has no intentions of flirting and no server will sit next to you. You can watch sports and the food is pretty good but there's no weird interaction. I can understand why people want the Hooters experience but right now during college basketball I just want a cool, quick server and some…

You're either in a good neighborhood or a really bad neighborhood when K Mart doesn't exist. Gotta think about your life chooses.

My roommate and I got a space themed family portrait from you! He later stole a bunch of my stuff and moved out of state! Thanks Sears!!!

"That's just Shore Guy talk! Everyone does it!"
Listening to right wing girls in my family defend locker room talk over the holidays was awful. I tried to say that my friends and I never talked like that in the lockers and they were either angry we didn't admit it or dumbfounded that we didn't because that's how a man…

I spoke about him at my communion! I wore a tie and everything!

"Gimme fue, gimme fie, gimme somma dobba gai!!!"

I heard he and Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990

I respect anyone who has Klaus Nomi's face from Venture Bros as their avatar. A bean burger will never forgive the past-last-call drunk obsession with the football that is the Chipotle burrito. Flavorless? Yes. Not Mexican at all? Yes. Desired by all drunk white people at 2 or 4am depending on your state laws?…

After the coffee truck flip thing and abandoning her only friend to help her, I don't know how Lena Dunham can make her central character more hateable without her killing Jon Glazer's loveable loser.

Dammit, I'm waking up at 1pm so much for being presidential. It's just like failing the mile in middle school all over again.

Trump tells him, "I love your rapping. The hat, the whole Jew bit, it's fantastic. Barron has all your albums and a little hat to look like you. It's great."

What you sayin bout ORANGE PEOPLE!?

Damn, schooled on Car Talk credits trivia. You'd make my dad proud.

Sorry, they're stuck in bridge traffic with their drivers Pickup and Dropoff.

Also gotta try sweet potato fries with mango chutney. Not a fan of either but together it's great.

One of my first jobs was a cook at a vegan restaurant and we made the most amazing Mushroom Napoleon sandwich with two savory portabellos as the buns and a thick rich red wine sauce on the veggies in between. Damn that was a good sandwich.

$17? I've had enough delicious black bean burgers in my life to not have some weird "it's totally like cow blood!" burger on my plate. I'm not a vegetarian but I'm also not one that needs to pretend that I'm eating meat when I'm not for a high price.

Whoa, man. I totally got it at the art supply store because I needed odd colored Sharpies for a project and wanted to look cool for the girl at the counter. Or maybe I got it because just like to sketch stuff on hikes and it keeps it clean in bad weather. I'd hope Urban Outfitters doesn't keep it but I see why it…