He's inspired by that white crime fighting machine in Robocop. He wasn't even paid! True sense of duty!

We need more cops like Reginald Valjohnson. He kept that madman Urkel in line and away from his innocent daughter. Not to mention helped foil an East German terrorist plot thereby saving those hard working business people and their company's money!

His idea of Chicago is the project tower in Candyman.

When you reach the mountain, it's only the beginning. Just like the White House.

There are so many rich people I know who had such privilege and think everything is a luscious Charleston garden party or a gorgeous Georgia plantation wedding. That's like thinking all New Yorkers live in Central Park West or everyone in LA is a movie star

You mean labor managers and visionaries who rescued people from deepest darkest Africa

A big Trump person I work with asked the weirdest rhetorical question I've heard in a long time. She asked, "Honestly, what is a single thing black people have contributed to our country and culture? Nothing." I said, "Jazz, rock n roll, hip hop, r&b, blues…" And she said, "I mean important things!" When I explained…

He has to be one of the funniest characters Adult Swim has produced. His character centric episodes were the best. The episodes with him trapped under the vending machine, driving the golf cart, running a pirate radio station or becoming a dictator were just a few of Sealab's best story lines. Or when he became a…

I was really hoping it would be the Duplass brothers

It can be two things

I'll take your Christian Slater and raise you indoor middle America jetskiing. Tell me that's not a great movie before even knowing the plot.

Daddy needs his medicine, his feel good juice

I was always a big fan of parks, public media, education and social services. That was fun. Hope everyone has money for private education and country clubs. That Fox show APB seriously looks like a conservative jerkoff. All the Trump people I know are stoked on it. Why is there now Chicago crime porn? The only way…

I've been working in the fields for 8 shillings a day harvesting apple corn. My father suffers from rickety crockings but our local healer says he'll be fine with harder work. You too can be free of all ailments if you come to solve what's awry in the corn field. It sounds unbelievable but you won't forgive yourself…

Cartoon Network airing all the old Space Ghosts has been awesome. Next we need Sealab because damn if I don't like the cut of that guy's jib. And now I'm craving Grizzlebees…cowabunga

All jokes a salad

I've posted it before but it always needs to be mentioned that a family member worked in legal for NBC/Universal and they had an issue with a bunch of people involved with Friday Night Tykes having criminal sexual backgrounds but the producers wanting to make the show anyway.

Where is the Lawnmower Man - Air Bud crossover

All of them. He's the Godard of Spain. He captures the country's spirit and gives it a unique voice. Sounds hokey but it's true.

I saw the Young Pope soccer scene with nuns the other day and while the athleticism was better, the cinematography won't beat the priest goalkeeper leaping for the corner shot in Bad Education. Hopefully I'm not the only person who remembers that slow motion shot.