When they bring up the argument of "Well if everyone had a gun…" I just remember my high school days working in a mall and if everyone had a gun with that kind of crowd when some kind of fight started, it would be a bloodbath. In my experience, the people who aggressively want guns should not have them. All the guys I…

The deafening roar of Cthulhu comes out of the closets of children to power a terrifying city of madness. Narrated by Werner Herzog.

None of these bands killed a guy doing 101mph on oxycodone! This Broads' March is the real American Kryptonite. Losers don't know how to party!

I was just at Ralph's!

I was surprised he didn't just have everything from the Italians Do It Better label. C'mon don't Chromatics have a record to promote

Some CN shows go too far in a different direction from where they started but Regular Show was so awesome. So many quotable episodes.

Every great Comedy Central show burns out with ratings. I don't think they put much stock into stuff like TJ Miller's show or the current This Is Not Happening. The Meltdown was special for comedy nerds. They bank on mainstays like Tosh and @Midnight. They've even cut back on Daily Show ads. That Hillary episode of…

It all leads to the Doctor burtsing in on the crowning to yell, "Clara!"

It's funny how similar the shows are with Jon Glaser having a real family and a fake family where he has issues with both. The excitement for an activity leading into a huge personal conflict where he's so out of touch still hasn't lost its appeal. The hockey episode was amazing in that respect.

Whoever thought TBS and TruTv would become probably the best sources of straightforward comedy? I wonder if Conan's arrival had anything to do with it in his contract for developments. I remember watching Ashleigh Banfield talk about court cases and Dinner and a Movie with Paul Gilmartin. How times have changed
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I can't remember what show I saw it on with my friends as a kid but there was a whole montage of times Steven Seagal sucker punched someone who hadn't threatened him. So many were skinny guys asking stuff like, "Can I take your coat, sir?" or nothing at all. We watched it so many times.

You know he's gonna play all his later country stuff and all the drunk middle aged people are gonna sway around with cocktails above their heads in heels and loafers while his Skynrd "All Summer Long" is the big number.

He and Putin are major martial arts and music buds. Get Gaspar Depardieu and Trump up there too and it could be the most interesting super group in recent times. A Jimmy Buffet style version of Kalinka with Depardieu on steel drums. Mike Huckabee's congressman band would be so pissed.

Nothing too funny here, folks

I'm totally lost on Desus & Mero. I was excited for viceland and now I'll find infomercials on at night and syndicated episodes of ESPNs 30 for 30 and Intervention. Then there's the Noisey marathons where you can only listen to so much rap and edm before wondering where the other genres they'd cover in print and…

J Jonah Jameson wants more intimate photos, Parker!

"Name eight things you never want to see a video of!"

You're the worst of all. You're guilty of stealing the hearts of all the women in New York City!

Pfft! Mountain Goats!? What kind of name is that? I would've been the Underworld Dragons, much greater name. That John Darnielle guy? I read his book, Wolf In White Van, more like Suicidal Loser In Empty Apartment!

That man's voice could sell ice to an Eskimo or some other equally racist equivalent.