It reminds me of a scene in the movie Greenberg where Ben Stiller is at a suburban teen party in the mid to late 2000s and the kids all want to listen to Korn while doing cocaine. I was a suburban teen at the time and it felt so out of touch and weird like the script was written in the 90s. How no young PA or script…

I've never met a comic book, sci-fi or general nerd who likes the big bang theory. The whole show feels like a Google feeling lucky search for "what do nerds like" and interjecting those things into the most generic and bland plots. This statement is as out of touch as my dad thinking Jet was what the kids were into.

When will they give Cleetus the dancing Fox Football robot his own show? I want to know about his homelife

Cable and networks have been pushing Adam Pally so hard on audiences for years. Hopefully he finds the right fit because he kills it on podcasts. Case in point, his CBB weed dealers list of strains "Ferrari Purple Jeans… Donald Glover's Atlanta… Meryl Streep the Leg… Southern Florida Land Grab… Mario Batali's Blood…

Chris Parnell fears the looming death of AM

This deep voiced Texan who reminded me a lot of Sam Elliott (could've been him) was my Uber driver yesterday and through talking about family medical troubles decided to turn off his app and confess something to me. He literally pulled over and said his greatest fear he'd never told anyone about was going under the…

that would be one of the businesses next door to Bob's Burgers

Just imagine you're resting in a dark room and a hot, breathy voice creeps into your ear to tell you he's gonna be spending the night a lot now and you should just plan on staying in your room. Then imagine that it's a slow, raspy, sexual and emasculating Gene Simmons.

I have never been much for video games but some like Shenmue grabbed me for some unknown reason. I don't even remember how I got it. Other ones are Catherine, Killer7, Life Is Strange, Jet Grind Radio and Katamari. Despite my love of soccer and basketball I find that more than one game of NBA 2K tedious and a binge…

Never judge the forklift aspect of the game. He's a hard working vigilante living in a boarding house for Christ's sake!

Driv3r was so awesome for all its flaws. The level of detail and realism for its time was amazing along with story and voice acting. It was definitely trying for technology a decade beyond its time but just wandering around causing mischief and avoiding the story to appreciate the exotic well made backdrop was worth…

I loved Shenmue so much. Never much for fighting games or sports games but helping Ryo find his father's killer even while working as a forklift driver and living on a schedule, learning a ton of scrolls and wandering around Japanese suburbs and later Hong Kong was so much fun. It's so hard to explain it to a non-fan.…

I grew up in a large city where a lot of LGBTQ people moved to get away from places only designated as counties and not cities. It made for a great nightlife scene but was sad because of how many people left their families and towns to be who they are. That's why words matter if you didn't grow up in a closed minded…

Why is there a Dick Wolf universe and not an equally impressive Nicholas Cage one where he can star on all shows opposite himself as fireman and victim or prosecutor and witness as the greatest experiment of our time? Forget clean energy or the Mars mission, give Nicholas Cage several Jacksonville based shows where he…

He gives up guitar to have a sexual identity crisis, a parent who may be a murderer and becomes a successful yet troubled laptop DJ.

I worked at a comedy club in college and made Ron Funches a vegan spread for his green room over the weekend. When he left he said he was sorry that he didn't have any money to offer for my help over the past few days and gave me a Batman liquid pen instead. I still use that pen and still love Ron Funches. That pen…

The party of casual sexism and racism under the disguise of "gosh, you cucks get way too worked up over this stuff!" Since college and living in more closed off suburbs I remind people making awful statements and slurs that I grew up in the South where your words had meaning and repercussions. They often act like they…

Rappaport?

I've been called a gentleman but never a gentle man

I get the impression it's a Secretly Canadian exercise in Arts & Crafts but what do I know. I'm just a commenter in little Saddle Creek living life in a real Drag City