Actually he's a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus and announces it Everytime he exits his bedroom to his mortified 10 year old son and smiling daughter. Imagine the things his maids have heard over the years.

And SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS!!!
*I saw an interview recently where said his motivation for Heat was an out of control cokehead with a badge*

Hey! Eyes up here bub. That's The Chief we're talking about!

I cleaned my parents' garage today and found their singing Big Mouth Billy Bass. Damned if I didn't play Take Me To The River a dozen times. That thing busted me messed up sneaking into the house at least twice. High class family.

Prince is easily the smuggist, sexiest warrior angel now. Rock me sexy Jesus.

"Lock up your daughter, shoot your son ('Dad?' *Boom*) Cuz Love Fist is comin' to town"

I Kiss My Baby With My Fist

Great song. Play it when they push my body off a cliff into the Falls of the Ohio in Kentucky.

Makes sense for someone who only ate tuna sandwiches and lived by a piano surrounded by a sand box. In which I mean he's a patriot.

We were called The Deplorables in the early 2000s so it's perfect. Our first show since the basement of the Keswick Democratic Club to raise funds for the family of a gay teen suicide. Maybe gotta add some Skrewdriver covers to our setlist for the reunion

Gotta love IFC movie choices these days. They hype a weekend by showing Kill Bill Vol I followed by Bad Boys I and II because you gotta finish that story.

I remember after seeing Tiny Furniture and Girls with friends we kept wondering why so many characters in her work are great and yet a lot of narratives and characters she played put you off so much. Her debut and Girls characters oddly ruin what the rest of the ensemble make so great. It's like a great band if you…

Courtney B Vance as Dogstict Attorney
*Executive Producer Dick Wolf*

This was inevitable but I wish I'd said it. Imagine how different that movie would be if he had second thoughts or lost funding and had a late stage abortion. Danny Devito holds his hand in the car while Ben Folds plays softly.

These stories always make me wonder who was following his Twitter before?

This would've been great done as the interviewer being him as Dean Learner

Sturgill Simpson's cover of When In Rome's "The Promise", the Chelsea Wolfe like bar musician, plus Velcoro's mustache and secret dad routine was what made the whole season for me. My drunk roommate always whispered "secret dad" when he'd meet his son in the bushes or school fence and it made me laugh so hard.
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Growing up in the South I had the privilege to experience Panama City Beach on Spring Break when all the rich kids were in Cancun or Miami the true debauchery and trash was there with spray art shirts and daylight beach sex. It was an incredible show to watch.

pitbull fucks pitbull, Pitbull watches.

I am jacuzzi Jeff of the hot tub society. All Jacuzzi's are fair game. Mine has a decade old all weather flatscreen with a permanently stuck disk drive with Top Gun in it and an ice box for California champagne. Never heard a complaint