A knew a classmate whose divorced mom had a fling with Pitbull when he'd come to town. He had a really hard time those two years with jokes about Mr Worldwide becoming his new dad.
Could you handle those sunglasses and smile as he leaves your mom's bedroom in the morning. He always smiles like, "You couldn't believe…

I briefly attended a big school with him as a teenager and it was this thing like "What? You don't know who that is!?" That's gotta be a crappy legacy as a teen but it was this kind of bragging thing socially and with girls when you're thinking "This guy made jokes with Jar Jar." Jonathan Taylor Thomas should've been…

I think we're no where near accepting something fabricated to be normal when we are even unaware. People are even more troubled when they're told they've been fooled even when it's entertainment or service related like an automated voice or not. Think Westworld and Battlestar. It may never happen. I constantly…

I always wanted to bed an IBM computer so Nico's the next best thing.

A bunch of colleagues and my sister said they didn't feel like watching it because two movies in a row featuring a female protagonist made no sense in war. There wasn't so much agitation over Anakin flying into battle or dead-or-alive stakes organized crime podracing on Tattooine. Diego Luna said on Conan he told his…

The ouroboros of trying to blow yourself

I feel like Jill Stein is that friend who's cool for long periods of time then does something you worry about for days.

There's a Greek Mexican family joint nearby that does breakfast burritos with gyro meat that soothes the soul.

He couldn't be worse than Fat Adama

What? You think you're the law? I AM THE LAW!

What's German for locker room talk?

Race Bannon? Well I'd follow that man to hell!

I trusted Jan Ulrich as a child. He's up there with Goebbels

Hit all bases with France, Russia and bloated rich buffoons and just go Gerard Depardieu. Btw get the Putin love and have Steven Segal's blues band play the inauguration.

He'll find a way to sneak in a small edit or line into everything in Washington for the writing credit.

Time to make ya go-nuts!

SAD!

Amy Schumer is the new Nick Swardson. At least she had a great special and movie before diving into ads. She needs a big comeback to get over how bad Old Navy is for her image. Does anyone at Old Navy relate to any of her stand up? It's like Dave Attell pushing Gap

I still watch California's Gold on California PBS just to smile at his excitement for hatch chili pepper season or a newly cleared hiking trail along a cliff on some obscure central coast beach. I could only imagine a day of fruit picking or wine tasting with he and Rick Steve's being insanely enthusiastic.

CBB is keeping a celebrity death list. If only they had the resilience of John Lennon. Get them all together for history's greatest Winnebago trip to the Grand Canyon.