The AV Club can't go more than a few weeks without a Monorail Song reference. Conan is bigger here than Letterman or Larry David and I'm cool with that. So jealous of friends who saw him perform Simpsons' music at the Hollywood Bowl.

I've loved Tom Hardy's big character work since seeing Bronson and The Killing was one of my favorite series of recent years so this is just amazing to anticipate.

She will escape to create an etsy page for corsets and chandelier earrings in Austin for ironic cabaret performers.

It borders one. We hate them. Begins with meth zone on the south and ends with Gary to the north (the Detroit no one cares about). Only Bloomington should be saved.

Lets at least keep Space Camp. That place is amazing.

Your poor children. Our indoor childhoods and social awkwardness led us here. Now you're putting your children through it. Put them in Little League or buy them a bike and save the AV Club trauma.

I grew up in a rural southern state and even as an adult people act like I'm from some forgotten space colony where school and government didn't exist. Although I admit we were xenophobes who hated the surrounding counties and states. Indiana is the devil's playground.

This happens with Halloween costumes for me every year. Last year was Bonnie Raider. I wore a red wig and a guitar to look like Bonnie Raitt then wore spiked football shoulder pads and an Oakland Raiders jersey. Like five people thought it was funny. It was funny as an idea.

My dad cried with happiness. I did the same because I didn't have to hear him scream profanity at Madden and Chapman anymore. Terrifying.

Here in southern California if anywhere goes let it be Newport Beach falling into the ocean. My neighborhood actively has people ripping out signs in other people's yards. Never looked more forward to the holidays since seeing an N64 in my parents' closet now that the election will be over.

The greater of two gods

I am certain she is one of the most incredible political engineers to ever live. So were James Carville, the late Tony Snow and Henry Kissinger. Some people can be badass at bad things. It's the bulletproof smile and kamikaze commitment to every argument you will fall on a sword to win.

Whoa! Someone came here for attention. Maybe take a lesson from The Art of the Deal and be low-key for the sake of America. You're the gold-standard of loser.

Depending on your nearest team, I always recommend hockey for the atmosphere and affordability. Wear a sweater, eat unhealthy food with your expensive beer and watch farm boys and Europeans fight each other while the crowd cheers like it's the Roman Colosseum. Taco Bell used to have a floating giant taco drone and…

Additionally, I think someone was shot in the back of the head in the Dodgers parking lot over a small argument in the last two years. I left a Lakers Suns game a few years ago when the Suns won at home and the Lakers fans couldn't stop yelling about being a dynasty and such. There were so many fist fights around the…

There's a reason they got rid of bat night

My local CHP office has a framed picture of them on their bikes behind the clerk's desk.

He just wants his guitar back and royal permission to jump the Grand Canyon in his Winnebago. Just don't advertise or else Yoko will find out. Oh yeah, "Drums…"

Anyone living in the state of Ohio. Sorry, THE state of Ohio

Never made it to an Expos game but I've met many a mad French Canadian in my visits to Montreal so I could only assume they were bad too.