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Nicky's Grinders question: What is Jon Glaser's favorite sandwich and what is it called?

Getting rid of Ecto Cooler was like eliminating a part of our collective childhood. Those bastards. Just watched Lifeforce from 1985 at a SoCal movie theatre tonight and I forgot how important Naked Space Vampires played by French actresses were to the world.

Snake Plissken is my choice. There are so many names and my favorite books as a kid were spy novels so there are a lot of silly names but Escape From New York/LA's Snake Plissken easily wins in my mind.

I like the cut of that guy's jib

Buckcherry lead singer jumps out "AHH YEAHHH!!!!"
Turtle gets another idea for a sugar based sweet liquor company

That was so funny how she commanded it. If you haven't had a girlfriend who hasn't said something similar, you're dating a future company or political wife and not a badass bitch. Those sexual declarations always make me laugh on both sides of the relationship.

Good man in the clouds caring about me dying of cancer! I texted two friends about that joke as soon as it happened. Glad to be in good company.

Only if it's Ecto Cooler

I just watched the Michael K Williams "Drank" special on Vice where a guy said he had $15,000 worth of dental work because of it. Maybe you saw it too. R.I.P. DJ Screw *pours Faygo on his grave*

Everyone in my neighborhood walks their dogs in the evening with golf clubs to keep coyotes away from their dogs. Wish I knew that when they took my golden retriever as a kid *tear* The fear is real.

If you knew his angry Home Owners Association theyd tell you that the know JUST where he is going with all those unsolved violations

"Fuck it! Fuck it! Don't suck it! Make it! make it! don't fake it!!"
If anyone besides me remembers his movie Trash Humpers enough to quote it I'd be amazed. I left it at my parents house and my mom watched it and asked me why I owned something so bizarre and vile. She didn't watch my copy of Gummo. His movies are so

There is certainly a Scottsdale Quarter mall location of Restoration Hardware with pool restaurant on the roof where no one is supposed to swim. When you're not there you should go downtown to Alice Cooper's sports bar in Phoenix. He also does used car commercials there now

I lived in Scottsdale, AZ, for a few years and saw Stevie Nicks a few times at the southwest style outdoor malls. People asked how I knew it was Stevie Nicks and all I could say was "Who else dresses like a goddamn witch buying furniture at Crate & Barrel in Scottsdale besides Stevie Nicks?" This was only after

That joke will never get old

That movie was on Tv last weekend. I always watch the entire thing. So dated, so awesome.

I would watch something boring on DVR like Charlie Rose or Law and Order when someone would knock on the door head-to-toe in leather and straps like a pizza delivery guy all casual. It was a ice cream truck and hop scotch type family neighborhood with leather bound people showing up at 6am while I was ironing shirts

Almost a year. I spent everything to move there so there wasnt an alternative. So many weird nights

Yet to hear the story that beats my "looking for quiet, like-minded young professional" Craigslist landlord who after spending all my cash to move revealed that they were an alcoholic, swinging BDSM enthusiast with a very popular and terrifying dungeon in our suburban basement. Tasers, gas masks, torches with fire

I read that review of Pinkerton and wonder it that's where CancerAids first came from in the comments.