Oddly, I manage not to give a shit if Ted Cruz is mad. About any goddamn thing.

*noting that Microsoft isn’t going to make Call of Duty exclusive because there’s *way* too much money in keeping it multiplatform. Hell they’re trying to get it on the Switch.

Are we going to pretend BoJo wasn’t just Trump without the ghost writers?

Farage, et. al - Britain did a bang-up job of putting some loser schmucks into power as well in that same timeframe. It’s frankly not a good period for any of the western world when it comes to putting forward their best and brightest.

What’s…

It’s so odd to me that people have ‘been asking for this.’

The fact is, all the behaviors that people decry as ‘toxic’ in FPS games didn’t really become nearly the thing they are now until we started having persistent stats. Suddenly everyone is all crazy sweaty about not going 0.8 KDR in a game, can’t have that.…

The tiny dick energy rolling off of that photo could easily poison a household and should be behind some kind of medical warning.

I totally have seen white folks lose their shit over being called a cracker. Dozens. You need to be around the right (wrong) whities, I guess.

It’s hilarious.

(I’m white; I just have no problem with deserving parties getting hit with the moniker, and there’s a lot of deserving parties.)

Still grinding for some attachments and guns before I start getting slaughtered in WZ, but ... if you pay $5,000 for your primary weapon, does it overwrite your primary at the time? Can I buy *a* primary, then buy another one (basically a one-shot of overkill for $10k)?

If you have your perk package and get gulag’d and…

It’s going to be so incredibly annoying if you can’t turn that shit off. Nobody will be hearing me; I don’t want to hear some squeaky prepube shrieking the n-word at me. I’m not going to get psyched out but I am going to be irked at listening to some fat fuck wheezing into my headset.

No, it’d be wrong to care about them, more like.
it is funny to read about them stepping on rakes, though.
Ban him from any tournament she’s in, hell.

Man, nothing can kill my hype for a modern warfare game like seeing a hype trailer for a modern warfare game. 

It’s really surprising that gormless twat lurching at people and making faces at them wasn’t left crying in the fetal position covered in his own puke after someone saw what he was up to and socked him in the gut. You’d just keep walking and there’s pretty much no chance anybody would care about what you’d done.

It’s…

Attention dude bitching about Colorado:
No, it’s not locals in Subarus; it’s flatlanders in (often rented) RVs and hauling (with vehicles tuned to run with lots of oxygen) towing 37' trailers.

For every hour I’ve lost to semi-trucks on passes (definitely in the double digits) this year, I’ve lost 10 hours to various…

Why would you want to back out of what will eventually be a strong source of sought-after exclusives?

Once existing deals to take titles to Playstation run out, MS will start leveraging Activision titles to push people to their systems (curent and future).

I can take the deal or leave it as a consumer, but thinking MS…

Seriously, must be.
I always make a point of clicking this once-a-month article just so I know what might be exciting (nothing, this month) or saddening (Curse of the Dead Gods, for me).

I mean, as articles to whine about, this seems a weird one; I’m sure a quick search would net me a much more pointless article.

Well, a Khanjali in a parking lot is a Khanjali I can just pretend doesn’t exist.

That said, with a ranged weapon and off the radar, either tank is pretty easy to kill, even on foot. I’ve killed a bunch of them in the Mach 5 car, the original oppressor, deluxos, never mind real aircraft, which will just shred the…

I mean, it’s not even like it’s a Niko Bellic situation. There’s multiple protagonists. One will be a Hispanic female. What’ll shock me is if the Clyde to her Bonnie is a Hispanic male. Betcha ‘he’ isn’t ...

Literally the only reason you’d ever do Hangar missions is to unlock trade prices on aircraft. I ground those out and never did another, and I got to where I knew which ones I could cheese and break them so I could beat them in non-approved ways, and if I got certain missions I just closed the app and restarted til I…

... where’s the financial windfall for Ubisoft in the form of microtransactions in that?

Flight suit he hacked the sleeves off of.

Which is still silly, but not THAT silly.