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Losing a shitload of money on this?
Great news, hope he keeps it up!

You are a gigantic fucking weirdo.

Screamin’ Stephen A. Smith ... an idiot?
Who could’ve imagined it, except anyone that’s listened to the man talk for more than 90 seconds?

Bruh. It’s a human interest story.
Whenever known Florida Man Matt Gaetz says or does something particularly stupid or vicious (so, once or twice a month), I always enjoy Matt Gertz’s twitter account.

Maybe calm down.

Man, y’all have some shit takes on Halo Infinite, but this may be the king of shit take mountain.

Tac Slayer is a lesser iteration of CoD hardcore team deathmatch. It’s stripping Halo of everything that makes Halo shine. With precise weapons it’s an inferior, but passably entertaining, interval to playing actual Halo,

Everyone had to deal with covid, so, I award EA no points. And Halo? Sorry 343 just _made a better game_, EA.

I own 2042. I’ve played it. Halo Infinite distracted me from it because it’s just better, sure, but I don’t hate 2042.

... it’s just not that good, and needs a boatload of work.

I honestly wonder how many people backed this game and since have died.
I know one ...

I’ve had a good dozen players pull this on me; I’ve halfway gotten to expect it when I hear a grapple and someone comes through a doorway. Didn’t know how to DO it but it’s not too hard to counter if you are expecting it.

I cannot read an article involving “pro” Halo players without coming closer to the conclusion that “pro Halo player” just means “really vocal cunt who plays a lot of Halo.”

Oh, god no.
Not just no, hell no. I have never seen more AFK players in Halo. It’s like they gravitate to the mode to piss people off. I had three matches today where literally a guy on my team did not move the entire match - a total of 8 rounds because somehow we managed to win two rounds with one ‘teammate’ just

I have a good solution.
We put all three of them in a heavy steel cage.
Then we throw the cage into really, really deep water, and come back in a few days.

Well shit, finna be 12 ...

Here’s an idea: let the pros play custom matches and remove the mangler and otherwise stop your incessant whinging. No one cares about ‘professional’ Halo.

I don’t care about scoreboards or K:D in battlefield, and people that do are just weirdos. I would be interested in seeing ‘PTFO’ stats but I actively do not want a K:D to ever make an appearance. It’s one of the worst things shooters ever inflicted on gaming. And mine is generally good enough in any game I play that

Take your star and go.

What I want to know is how does a semen seepage like this wind up with 700k followers?

What the fuck is wrong with those 700k people? Examine your life choices.

This is true, but honestly I’m happy to see scoreboards (and even the concept of kill-death ratios in general) just go the fuck away for ever. In a straight-up game of team deathmatch, it just makes me frustrated if I get on a bad run, and makes players who are on a good one occasionally become some of the most toxic

I realize I’m probably in the minority, but I absolutely love the snow in GTAO. Driving around in it and everything is muffled, you either have to get a vehicle with great traction that you might not usually drive to get around efficiently, or get some dummy thicc muscle car and laugh your ass off spinning out in

Reynolds is donating millions to the ACLU.
Pratt fiercely defended belonging to an anti-LBGTQ church.

It’s like I’m looking in a mirror.
(also I don’t think people really ‘hate’ Pratt; he’s just overexposed and not very talented and also not at all suited for the role.)

(but then I fully expected James Corden to play half