I have logged literal hundreds of hours playing GTA Online. Like, I’m disgusted by myself because I’ve all these games to play but I routinely just fall back on it. And it’s not like I really have goals; I’m ludicrously rich as it is.

That’s just a visual glitch. It’s the same glitch, apparently, that causes you to appear on your killer’s heartbeat sensor despite being immune to heartbeat sensors. They didn’t see you on it, and when they killed you, to them, you were wearing whatever skin you’re actually wearing.

Supposedly. I’ve had angry folks…

Probably, ‘cause they’re ****ing dicks.

It’s weird to me that people think other people would really get that emotional over Minecraft.

I’ve gotten *mad* at Minecraft, when I turned around to find a creeper humping my leg and he Hiroshima’d my shit, but ... sad? No, not sad.

TLOU, tho? That game is a punch directly to the feels.

To this day (I’m in my mid-40's) my father periodically bitches that I never ‘outgrew’ videogaming. Despite the fact that I can remember hearing ‘my’ Atari 2600 putting out the sounds of Pac-Man into the wee hours of the morning as he and my mom played it, several times, and the fact that he played hours of NES Duck…

Kind of low-key shitting on Guy Fieri here, folks. The frosted-tips bro factor aside, he’s a pretty decent human being ...

First I’ve heard of this guy. I’d say he can get fucked, but, he’s gotten fucked, so I’ll just say I hope he stays fucked. Ban him from ever making a cent on gaming and keep him banned til he dies of old age and bitterness.

“It may well be the sole purpose of your life is to serve as a warning to the rest of the…

I grew up on and heavily sugar-overdosed on, Froot Loops and Trix. I cannot abide this slander of yours. Didn’t go for any cereal that completely changed the milk’s color.

I’m one of those freeloading swine that plays Warzone but hasn’t bought the game yet.

The fact that I had to delete two complete games (‘extended’ with DLC of their own, no less) to make room for the update for Warzone kind of has me thinking maybe I’m done giving this series second and third and fourth chances.…

I’ve some friends with disabilities that make your ‘normal’ unplayable.
And if someone just wants to absorb story (especially on a game like this one), that’s fine too.

Better idea: let people enjoy things. You can just ignore ‘easy’ mode. Perhaps it was made for someone that isn’t you.

The daily log-in bonus isn’t really worth it. I’ll just have to do a bunch of weeding on April 13th. I’m so over it. 100% done.

That is seriously the most 2020 shit imaginable right there.

Also asked the moment the seatbelt sign came off if there was an open seat anywhere, was told no, and tried to bribe a young couple to swap seats with us, and was denied. Just a horrid flight all the way around.

I asked at check-in, knowing it would be a problem, and was told the plane was overbooked as it was, not an empty seat, and presented with the option of getting on it or waiting two more nights for a CHANCE to board on the third night. And with a blizzard coming in to my destination on the day said chance would come,…

Or, you know, tall.

I am 6'4". I ask if people mind if I recline the seat, if they’re smaller people and it doesn’t look to be a source of discomfort to them. If the fellow behind me is 6'+ I already know it will, so I don’t do it. Nor if it’s, say, a woman with a toddler/baby on her lap/chest

If you ask me if you can…

Careful, guys, you’re gonna get Deadspun.

Must be nice to have designed a character’s appearance and have the game not ruin it for you without any means of fixing it.

I WOULDN’T KNOW.