I mean, people die from getting in fistfights on the regular. Not to downplay any of the escalation, just pointing it out: people get killed by bare hands literally all the time.

Bold of you to suggest there’d be a pizza party and not a throwing-under-the-bus when the parents of the kid the teacher shot sue.

My girlfriend is the principal of a small school that’s K-7. There’s 6th grade boys that are bigger than she is. No thank you to trying to make her tote.

The first rule of Poe’s Law is ...

The last one is a *texas* problem. Most things in texas are strictly *texas* problems.

Properly managed states didn’t have that problem. They use windmills to great success in Scandinavian countries where temperatures often are often don’t get above 0F for days or weeks on end.

There’s talk of using windmills on other…

Tremblay needs to get comfortable with the taste of asshole.

100% agree with everyone saying this was a dumb way to present the post. Especially since I looked at the comments section on the ‘ask’ post and saw all these already.

But, since it’s what we have ...

I kind of don’t understand asking for no microtransactions, or anything.

A ‘battlepass’ format for GTA doesn’t make any…

And now it’s separated again, at least on PS5 and Series Xbox consoles. I updated to next-gen Online on PS5; if I want to play the campaign again I have to reinstall that from the PS4 disk.

Nobody is worried about the prospect of Elon Musk killing himself, stop it.

There are people that’d be delighted, and yes, we can agree those people are bad.

... but nobody’s ‘worried’ Elon might off himself. Lots of more worthwhile people kill themselves by the every hour on this planet.

I am amazed more people who engage in road rage activity like this - leaping out of a vehicle and charging at another one with a f’n pipe wrench - don’t simply get run over.

You come at my vehicle with that posture, I might just bring the party to you. If it’s going to get damaged anyway, maybe I opt for the one that…

“And so now, we wait, something the GTA community has gotten good at in the last decade.”

... you’ve not met the GTA community, apparently. The mewling has been deafening for years now.

No idea who this schmuck is, no interest in learning, already learned more about him than I care to, but, no, we are 100% not “better than this.”

Nor have we ever been. As evidence, see that about 95% of people on this planet seem incapable of being heartbroken for two groups standing in opposition to each other.

People…

Sometimes, “we need someone that knows where the bodies are buried” isn’t a euphemism. Just don’t ask about all the bite marks and exsanguination.

Honestly, I really don’t know what it is, I think my vehicle just doesn’t pick up bluetooth all that well.

Now, to be honest, I went through it today and satellite radio was nonexistent, too, so apparently they’ve upped the amperage on the death-ray.

So, a few points I’d make:
- the heated steering wheel is something you turn on when it’s miserably cold to the point where the wheel is unpleasant to hold and then turn off after a few minutes. I’ve never run it for more than 10 minutes at a pop or so but boy do I miss it when it’s cold and I’m in my 2010 Expedition.…

Never had a moonroof/sunroof that I didn’t have to seal with Flex Tape (damn you, Phil Swift!) to stop a severe leak. Cost way too much to repair. Love me some creature comforts but would love to hand that one back. Just give me my solid roof and save me a few bucks on my new car.

“Can Elon Musk solve the border crisis” ...

First, ask “Can Elmo here cover his pointy yet empty head with a cowboy hat without putting it on backwards.”

The answer, clearly, is “no.”

He’s an imbecile and his supporters are twice as stupid.

Same same, tho, he went to jail and Wil Smif didn’t.

Probably figures they’re on an equal footing because of the melanin disparity.

What a gormless freakshow.
Also, would the presence of Zelenskyy a.) make any appreciable difference in the support from Hollywood or b.) made it so Chris Rock didn’t make his in-poor-taste…

GTA Online circa 2023 has gotten so much better, though. Too late, I grant, but it did. I think if R* rolls out online play that is any kind of a significant step backwards, it’s going to be a debacle.

But griefers are now very easily avoided (always going to be people that get their kicks being toxic), and I haven’t…

But it fails utterly as humor and no one cares about some hack trying to stoke platform tribalism like it’s the early 90s.

They could not, and be better.

When I saw you do this for PC gaming (only recently picked up a Steam Deck, so I’m not really apt to call myself a ‘PC gamer’), I skimmed through it and thought “this reads like idiotic filler.”

I am an Xbox gamer (among other things) and this is *definitely* idiotic filler. Why are you paid for this? You shouldn’t be…