For Christmas, I bought my girlfriend a blanket that weighs more than this one, is larger, and better-looking, made by hand by a local artisan. Cost me $130; it was $9 to have it shipped anywhere in the lower 48 (I met her at a Costco and picked it up, but, yeah. $9 if I wasn’t local).

I get Kinja has the Amazon deal…

For Christmas, I bought my girlfriend a blanket that weighs more than this one, is larger, and better-looking, made…

This sort of thing *really* makes me want to pick this game up. I, of course, would be the one with wombat bite-marks on my neck, but ...

Nnngh. Really just need to try Fortnite’s BR mode first.

Chalk this up to idle curiosity, please don’t anyone think I’m feeling sorry for this jamoke, but ... is there a path back to being a Youtube denizen in good standing, where he can get back on that gravy-train?

Definitely not. You won’t get it if the victim is in the car and has a bounty on them, but they’re still very much a thing.

I passed on the OC because, frankly, I’ve never been so frustrated by a hostile player I needed a pay-to-kill button. As jank (and it is jank) as the PvP is, there’s solutions to every two-legged problem that don’t cost me the equivalent of a Ferrari 458 to employ once.

But man, if you get hit with the same sort of…

Is this desert map in the XB1 version, or is this PC only?

I am toying with getting into this, because I am a masochist. But my PC would chug a bit. I think I can run it but it won’t be the prettiest thing ever, and I’m at the point where upgrading to be able to make it pretty necessitates a new mobo, etc.

Money happened.
Why is this so hard for people to get through their heads?

Kind of weak tea to whinge that he changed his name -back to what it originally was-it’s not even a maternal name.

It’s not as if he’s Gene Schlobotnik and decided that ‘Guy Fieri’ sounded better.

I mean, I can take the guy or leave ‘im. He grates on you on television; I’ve eaten at six places he’s endorsed and every…

Roy Moore is dug in like a tick because his owners told him to keep Strange in Doug Jones’ seat for as long as possible.

Essentially, it is this:

Fuck Vontaze Burfict.

“Fuck Vontaze Burfict” is kind of a default response to any question.

“We need to do something about the Israeli-Palestine conflict.”
“I agree, and fuck Vontaze Burfict.”
“Totally.”

Hey hey hey. I’m feather, not dot.
And we had to get whitey to teach us that thing with the scalps.

Leave us out of this shit.

Spent too much time trying to mount teenage girls.

I think it’s a real testimony to science that we have the technology to make impact resistant glass that is as clear as that used for the photo.

Look at Moore, trying to figure out exactly where it is.

-sigh-

I’d shoot them in the face.

... not because I give a shit about furries in a videogame, it’s just, we’re playing GTA:O, I don’t know you, and I can see you? It’s just good sense. You’re probably already shooting at me.

We control the nukes. I’m just saying.
We go, you ALL go.

Fuck you, Margary. I’m surrounded by some of the reddest states with only New Mexico to back me up.
I got news for all you fuckers, we control the nukes. This is the state equivalent of grabbing a whisky bottle by the neck and smashing it against the bar. You leave me here and after I gut all of them I am coming for…

I submit your Mar-A-Lago scenario has already occurred at least thrice; they’ve just been smart enough to keep the reporters at bay.

I could go into detail, but fuck it.