*looks up from Minecraft screen*

Well, everyone *tried* to shoot first, anyway.

Watching that movie I kept hearing this Oprah-Winfrey-esque voice in my brain ...

“You get a bullet in the head! And YOU get a bullet in the head! And YOU get a bullet in the head! EVERYBODY GETS A BULLET IN THE HEAD!”

There wasn’t a single second of his time on the show (including Clarkson’s commentary on him) that got within the same time zone as funny.

Seems it is legal; she already pretty much issued a statement about how few fucks she gives. She’s my fucking hero.

This just in:
You voted for an asshole with mid-stage dementia.

I’m so white I’m translucent if the UV index is high enough.

The fuck kind of Morlock sleeps in a full size bed at 6'3", let alone with a partner? Like, look, don’t be one of those California King asswipes, but if you can’t have a footboard due to bruising, you need to stop accordion-ing yourself.

Bob McNair and Jerry Jones cannot be dead soon enough.

I’d like to point out that Pruitt is *deeply* unpopular with sportsmen, and has probably realized that includes a large number of people who own high-powered rifles and above-average marksmanship skills.

Implying Andrew Luck will last long enough to be sacked 12 times ...

Yes, yes, child, we all read the article. We’ve all been around game developer-speak long enough to recognize some bullshit when it’s hurled at us.

My only concern in that trio of pictures is:

You fools, you really needed to let FWC have this one. The DO weapon *looks* neat but I have literally a half-dozen better scout rifles already, so ...

I had a RDR2 pre-order set in before even knowing a release date.
I’ve canceled it. It’s obvious we’re going to be selling Snake Oil cards, just like Shark Cards, and that’s the #1 agenda here.

I’ll redbox the game, play the campaign through over 3-4 days, save some money, wipe vigorously, and flush twice. And I can…

As a counterpoint:

This, completely. FWC for the firepower.
Why are all the obstensibly blue shaders in the game either baby blue, mostly not-blue, or actually purple. There’s one shader called “fulminating blue” or some-such, and it’s 95% UofF orange.

That’d be the two-tone suit because untreated syphilis takes away your ability to discern black from navy blue.

So, did anybody else have OBJ down as “most likely to make you regret the loosened celebration rules first” in your office pool, or was that just me?

So, white redneck says any white rednecks that protest the national anthem will be fired?
Bold move, Cotton.