It appears this guy is butt hurt.

I have a maid. It's her 400 sq ft bathroom that's a mess!

If that's what you get when you buy black tar heroin, you should look for a better dealer.

Well shoot if you put it like that, we'll get right on it. See? I'm typing it up right here on my invisible typewriter.

Actual voter fraud is probably pretty low, but I have a hard time seeing legitimate argument that we should not do some small check to see if you are who you say nor any way requiring ID to be shown will cause hours long lines any more than what you have already.

I'm a fat girl, and I can't wait to start at the gym this weekend. Not only because I really need to get healthy, but because I delight at the idea of revolting people with my presence, who look at me as if I sully the place with my out of shape self.

After all, the gym is only for fit people....right?

This is perhaps neither here nor there, but I'll take any opportunity I can to opine on how much capital-R runners irritate me. I run in a couple 5K races or maybe a half-marathon each year, and I'm always supremely annoyed by these people. Just a weird, awful combination of preppie/yuppie/bougie/frattiness…

I started unfucking myself a few months ago, and happily look forward to having other people in the gym who look as bad or worse than me, and are just as clueless about the equipment as I am. Oh, and being able to flex my microscopic pectorals for the first time is god damn amazing. Welcome, resolosers!

I was hoping these would be the Iron Maidens chasing me.

Just say what you really wanna say: BAH HUMBUG!

The property method is to have your butler call the Concierge doctor and have him tell the butler the time so that the butler can have your parrot tell you the time. Your method just doesn't have enough complications.

I thought my butler could do that?

I just call my concierge doctor and have him tell me what time it is.

What makes you think that the government is going to be able to run that efficiently? You think the corruption and graft that is inherent in every single government organization is just going to magically disappear?

Wrong. They would all look like this.

I can't believe how dangerous that is. How is he going to reach the fire extinguisher quickly with that bear in the way?

Yes, Boeing has done "tests" on circumstances such as these.

DON'T DO IT!!!

Living batteries would be interesting. Set them out to forage in the night and find them fully charged in the morning. Don't ask where they go in those hours, it's not important.

I'm gonna go ahead and throw this out there.