They call this mountain the Murderhorn. I wouldn't climb it for a whole bushel of PowerSauce.

Steven Seagal would happen. And then, no, they could not.

Rainier is Sheriff Longmire's beer of choice. He wouldn't piss on a Miller Lite.

Yes. The Yellow Belly is damn fine choice when you want some cheap American macrobrew and you aren't pretending that drinking light/lite beer is going to make you skinnier.

I like it, but it needs to be MUCH higher off the ground. At least a ten-story drop - then you would really appreciate the potential effects of gravity.

Well, that dude has a bitchin' tramp stamp.

I would have loved to have parked right behind him, boxing him in. What's he going to do? Call the parking police on me?

And that's why your super-rich friends never come to your dinner parties.

while it doesn't have quite as many tablet optimized apps, that gap is a lot smaller now

Wait, you "expel" the gas into a towel? I haven't done this in a while, but I thought you were supposed to inhale the whipit as long as possible.

And they stole it from a Macbook Pro!

Agreed. That's why I drink Fudd.

This is the biggest mistake. I would install a monorail that randomly accelerates to a much higher speed, stopping at no stops, eventually coming back around to the first skipped stop.

Luigi's Pizza?

Nah, just a giant device to block out the sun on those hot summer days.

So, how much do you want to sell your (now unused) Leap for?

Agreed. That's why you should (in this order):

High-powered strobes are very disorienting in a darkened room. I agree that you should consider a combat light.

Every time I see that Apple HDTV picture, all I can think of is:

Wikipedia suggests that it may be possible to encode 1080p/30 in realtime on a single Xeon processor. I'm too lazy to read the source article, so I don't know which Xeon - but this is encouraging for same quality+50% compression (over H264).