I can't understand why everybody's hating on this poor girl.

Look, if you get burned or the gun flies out of your hand after shooting one round:

I fully support Microsoft's efforts to give everybody some HTTP S&M.

I think Apple pushed it as far as they could on the iPad 3, using commercially-available technologies (and for them, "commercially-available" means able to be produced in the millions a month or two before launch). You know that it had to hurt Sir Ive when he had to make the iPad 3 thicker...

It's actually more interesting to think what's probably going to be in the iPad4:

Now Apu, Mrs. Simpson claims she forgot she was carrying that bottle of... delicious bourbon. Brownest of the brown liquors. What's that? You want me to drink you? I'm in the middle of a trial.

RBV! RBV!

"Whiskey don't make liars, it just makes fools. So, I didn't mean to say it - but I meant what I said."

So, what you're saying is:

Degradation? Exploitation? Worse than not working at all?

Is Francisco Prieto a pseduonym for Jesus Diaz? Because that guy totally owes us a Lego Millennium Falcon build...

And we still don't know where Bane is working.

This needs to be an iPad case.

I've left behind a number of decent "shack prizes" in my day - but, thankfully, I've always remembered to take my penis with me.

"One thing's for sure: nobody will ever have a cooler symbol than AT&T, which is simply T. T."

+1. If Brent is going to let a non-waterproof jacket win when "waterproof" was the criteria, then we shouldn't let synthetic disqualify a jacket just because "down" is a criteria.

Oh, we want you.

What the hell is Hastings thinking? Bad ideas: raising prices, splitting the core product, naming one-half "Qwikster". Good idea: video game rentals.

"As you know, Mitch and I were working on the cyanide system. Well, earlier today it ate itself. But, these little set-backs are just what we need to take a giant step forward. Right, Kent?"

I don't want this for home - but EVERY hotel room should have this on the nightstand.