Pretty sure my high-school physics teacher must have been a terrorist, then.

No thanks. You can get the same functionality - for free - from BMW.

Damn it...somebody set up us the bomb.

@tymerones: Agreed. A nice low-mileage 2007 WRX STI might be worth a touch of the herps.

@Vanilla-Terror: Two quick questions:

@thecast:This post only took 5 tries. Damn redesign.

@m4ximusprim3: Bit WAS in Legacy - there's a small sculpture of him on Flynn's mantle...

What? First all of the world's bananas are being destroyed with a fungus - and now we're going to use the few remaining bananas to make cars?!

@butaneko: Yeah, but it looks like it handles Gizmodo - in some form - better than either my computer or my iPhone handles the redone site.

Bah. The best "frequent flyer" program by far (and the guys and gals on www.flyertalk.com know it) is the Starwood Preferred Guest program.

Ooooohhhh...a "hydration vessel".

Agreed. Are some Apple users elitist? Sure. Are some CFA patrons homophobes? Of course.

Homophobia? You're kidding right? I figured I would look up the facts of your accusation.

Squeezable Buffalo sauce? Genius. Patent that and don't forget to invite me to your private island.

Let's be honest - that screencap is pretty accurate. Kyle LOVES Jeopardy and Creed.

@JacquesAss: And yet again, with ca.gizmodo.com

Nope. Let's try again.

Let's see if this image link will work with the new redesign.

You are - but not for long. That's now on my to-do list.