I don’t get it. Touching hands is a lot less physical contact than getting your ass handed to you.

When asked about the incident Green responded, “That shit was weeks ago!”

Frankly, every Euro final since 2004 has been pretty terrible.

On the other hand, actually doing something bad is worse than just trying to do something bad, right? It’s why attempted murder results in a lesser sentence than actual murder.

A good dog.

This seems more like a chicken fight than it does a joust.

not to be a stickler but this doesn’t look like it comports with the well-recognized rules of jousting.

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