No HOA, no CC&Rs, no reason he can’t do anything he wants with his own property that doesn’t violate a particular law.

I FOUND IT. Start at 1:35:00.

Source.

NO WAY. Fellow Deadspin commenters/Patrick, we have to find his 1977 victory parade speech. In it, he pleads for his favorite bike back and is clearly higher than a goddamn kite.

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Your sex life is definitely healthy and normal, what with your scathing criticism of every little thing your sex partners do. /s

An injured guy on the sidelines was more interesting than the slow tire fire on the field? Ya don’t say...

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This is an incorrect statement. A simple thought experiment, like the one I put forth in my comment, would make it immediately obvious that the law does allow someone, in certain circumstances—such as an imminent attack—to pre-emptively strike.

lolwat

I haven’t read the breakdown of the damages, but I mean... She did not suffer that much economic damage to her career. If anything, she went viral, and it boosted her profile, and she went on to secure lucrative positions with ABC/ESPN.* And, sorry, but her emotional suffering isn’t worth millions upon millions of…

Not to mention that the judge will likely order a remittitur and further reduce the amount awarded. Hard to see how she suffered here (other than emotional distress and suffering, which I’m certain was very real, and I’m not attempting to diminish it, but her suffering was not worth $55MM... sorry): She subsequently…

Lol he would be the kind of guy to come back to Old Town to relive his glory days.

As an Arizona alum, I am wary of Sean Miller. He still recruits typical Arizona players—not overly tall, tweener forwards, great guards, all of whom are athletic, with a couple awkward tall guys—but in contrast to Lute, he over-coaches the shit out of them. I see Arizona play, and for the first 15 minutes, it’s almost…

Barry, Tom can appeal for an en banc hearing with every single judge on the 2d Circuit.

Can the police or coroner rule this a suicide?

What’s crazy is that, apparently, if you die in a one-car accident, it can’t be ruled a suicide, meaning that his family gets the life insurance payout. (Morbidly) brilliant.

Man gets accused of a serious crime that damages his reputation, takes the heat on twitter for weeks, responds that people should be cautious and not declare him guilty before a jury does (ahem: Jezebel), and this is what you call it?

There is no such thing as a “mandatory” minimum sentence: it’s unconstitutional. See United States v. Booker, 543 U.S. 220 (2005).

Blauser at least has a ring and a Silver Slugger.