I think he sprained a scarf.

First person who says “it’s too soon to talk about gun violence” should be shot in the kneecap. And he/she doesn’t get to complain afterwards, because that is the America they are fighting for.

Can we talk about that mugshot, though? That’s the happiest I’ve ever seen someone look when they’ve been arrested for murder.

Hmm. Lets see. This happened in 1990, which coincidentally is when the first IT movie was released. 27 years later(also the period of time between when IT is active), she gets caught. This is either extremely well planned viral marketing, or this woman is actually Pennywise.

To show that he isn’t a drug addict. I mean jeez - that could be a career killer and who wants the rumors that you need rehab when you were exhausted? It happens anyway (the never ending rumors that Selena Gomez doesn’t have lupus but she is a drug addict for example) but his PR team undoubtedly thinks it is better to…

Full disclosure, I don’t believe any kid should be hit with a belt, a stick, a wooden spoon, or any other object ever.

I see an incredible amount of pressure from my middle and upper-middle class coworkers on their kids. One is upset that her 11 year old hasn’t found his life’s passion yet—he just likes to dabble in different things. Another is mad because her 9 year old wants to quit basketball and play soccer. The only reason she…

Big Little Lies does not need a direct sequel. Instead of making one, why not adapt another Moriarty novel with (most of) the same cast in new roles?

hahaha I love this “I’m gonna sit here with you and watch this again” and also watch your face to make sure you are adequately enjoying it.

Today on 500 Days of Kristin: what is going on with her boobs in that dress? It is like they are mad at one another.

What are these jobs being replaced by? Should all of these people just train to work in hospitals now?

*puts on bright red lipstick without mirror*

If you didn’t love Sarah in the series Avonlea then may I suggest a heart transplant to replace the cold, dark one you have inside of you right now.

Also, here’s a Women’s Studies 102 tip: if you’re blaming women for the patriarchy, you’re really not getting it.

I am getting so anxious watching that. She’s already failed a standard field sobriety test.

Shalom Harlow had the best walk:

How kind of you to call kids with learning disabilities “dummies.” All schools have to deal with students of varying abilities. In lower grades, it might involved different “reading groups” within the same classrooms; in upper grades, there are course choices. It’s not that hard.

I wouldn’t want to have kids with someone who surprises me by being a good father. I’d want to assume ahead of time that they’d be a good father. Having a kid and then going “oh wow you’re actually good at this?” Is weird to me. Although I don’t have millions of dollars to support childcare care if the dad slacked off.

The male pattern baldness gene is recessive and carried on the X chromosome. So yes, men get it from their mothers, but it’s not so simple as “look at your maternal grandfather and that’s what you’ll be”.