I would say all the time.

Willa, sweetie, blotting papers.

I went through a phase when the only time I got alone was in my bathroom in the basement. My child would still find me, over time I came up with a strategy of either a) making him go away or b) inviting him to join me. I did this by buying him a selection of cheap make up products, primarily glitter.

i’ve become a bit of a product junkie after spawning.

it helps me feel like the time i spend hiding in the bathroom from my responsibilities is more like self-care than family abandonment.

Relevant: Donald Trump or Raw Chicken?

Yeah, that’s his fiancée in the photo above. You have to wonder: Did she know the picture was for an article on “Why I Settled for a Less Attractive Woman”?

Sometimes you are just so burnt out all you can do is watch the dryer cycle.

I just told my boyfriend that I loved him a couple days ago. He said it back. I wonder if we’re still able to get married if it comes to that. I’m heartbroken on a thousand different issues.

Teamwork!

I am no Judge Kara, but I would argue that in the context of an article Marla knew would focus on Tiffany and the relationship with Trump, this is totally shade.

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