did you read it? you should read it.

Phone seized for a supposed “inappropriate relationship?” Civil rights violations much?

Pilots exchanging witty banter via SMS? Not on my goddammed watch!

Except there weren’t any drugs...

Last week I learned that the Michelin man is actually named “Bibendum”.

That’s a bit steep. Let them pay the fines and fix the cars. If there’s a significant decrease in performance/economy let them compensate the owners as well. There’s no point in buying all those cars back imho, that’s such a huge waste. You don’t destroy 99% perfectly good cars because of environmental reasons. That’s…

What about all those other diesels that produce much more NOx than claimed? The BBC commissioned one of those “real world” tests of two cars, a VW that was supposedly EU5 compliant and a Focus that was supposedly EU6 compliant. The VW produced four times as much as the test permitted and the Focus five times.

I hope they don’t have “too big to fail” in German vocabulary. If it ends up bankrupting VW, they SHOULD NOT be bailed out, and the debt should NOT be dischargeable! GM taught VW that it’s OK to cheat and that there are no consequences for fucking up.

Speaking of modded cars, I never got why some cams are described as “radical idle-recommended for track use only” until I drove my friend’s big cam LS1 T/A. The cam surge was so bad the damn thing was almost impossible to park. You would either kill the car, or jump forward.

We’ve all fallen soundly asleep to the bellow of the F1 GTR before. Don’t deny it.

Because it’s definitely tanners fault

This is how you do it:

shift up, shift up, shift down shift down, left blinker, right blinker, left blinker, right blinker, gas, brake

Dear John Oliver,

I came

2004 Nissan 350z Enthusiast (MT)

I didn’t do this right. I ended up looking at this instead.

2003 Nissan 350Z

The answer is always Miata.