They also, when they were new, weren’t nearly as stripped down on the body work either. What we see in the films is a pretty late on running version of them that’s been heavily modified. 

Maybe I’m mistaken and I’m definitely basing this off my lapsed knowledge of a 25+ year old PC game but, weren’t Y-Wings more shielded and could withstand more damage specifically because they were bombers that were slower and couldn’t maneuver as well as X-Wings?

Sir, I’d like to speak to the manager about your EGREGIOUS rankings on the A-Wing.

Didn’t come here expecting this....still trying to figure out if I should applaud the clever wordplay, or hang my head in shame for getting a chuckle out of it.

In the greater meta-text, it’s a very Joker experience.  Well played.

No, but god forbid a former Gawker property miss a chance to let you know how socially aware they are. 

So you’re saying Roman Polanski... came in a little behind?

...Was that last paragraph really needed?

I wonder if you watched the 30 minute extended part after the special? You know where Dave states he thinks Trump will win 2020 due how stupid the current democrats are. So there is that and he isn’t a Republican. So yeah, you Dems need to get your act together or you will have 4 more years of Trump. 

Republican here. Yes, his old shit was funny. And I feel it’s right to defend famous millionaires because it doesn’t matter what you’re worth, it matters if you are in the right. The problem here is that a person you idolize doesn’t agree with your world view. Political correctness is out of control and destroying…

Did you skip the first trailer? Because Scott was shown out of the Quantum Realm in that one too.

I agree, which makes me wonder how he has gotten as far as he has in Section 31 when he couldn’t see what she was capable of. She’s not exactly subtle.

Seeing the TOS and ST:Disco versions didn’t bother me at all. In fact, I found it altogether charming that they just went with it.

Leland is not clever enough by half to handle Georgiou. What’s worse, they both know it. She’s got him by the short and curlies and he walked right into it.

This is the best fucking news ever.
We get hot sauron, Elves and Humans at their height of power, encounters with full form Maiar and Valar.

My peepee is hard.

I can’t watch this show, or any show with people sitting around yammering. It immediately sets my teeth on edge. ETA I sometimes put it on for the last few minutes before “Action News at Noon” in Philly comes on and even those few minutes is enough to spike my blood pressure.

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

Ok that alone is the ultimate counter to this article. That’s well-done but terrifying. 

Didya see the headless toddler....soooo good

My “old man yells at cloud” take on Halloween is that too many people dress up as characters rather than things and get really excited about whether or not people “get” the reference.

Or simply make a GOOD movie, for a change...