The government got Flint into this mess! Why are you so eager to rely on bloated bureaucracy to solve all of the world's problems? You should fear the phrase "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help"

Our government isn’t neutered, they’re idiots, don’t care, and probably shouldn’t have much power.

I keep saying, until I can do a cross-country drive in an electric car in the same amount of time it would take me to do it in a gasoline powered car, I’m not interested. Nobody wants to stop every 200 miles and wait hours for their car to charge up.

“This article contains plot information for Infinity War”

Think about that poor mother and her 12 year old daughter. Imagine being her husband and the father of that child. You look forward every day to spending time with them when you get home from work and out of the blue you get a call that some loser destroyed them and took them away from you forever. You don’t even get…

Don’t forget we are celebrating around 200 people losing their job! YEAH! FUCK YEAH!

Hooray! In a shitty world in really shitty times, a show that managed to provide 20-something minutes of entertainment and escapism for millions of people around the world each week is finally ending! What a glorious day for people who don’t watch it to celebrate others no longer being able to watch something they…

Just replace him with the Urkle-bot.

“Say what you will about Hitler, but at least he killed Hitler.”

Pro Tip; Just don’t care what (insert famous person here) is doing with their life, focus on your own.

Once you stop being able to dunk from the free throw line, you probably lose interest in general physical fitness. He’s already spent more time working out in his life than about a hundred average people combined.

Just walking down the sidewalk, day drinking.

I aspire to have that level of Don’t Give a Fuck someday.

“We’d stumble through orders for our Crunchwrap Supremes and Baja Blasts”

Uh, you know that’s the line from Airplane, right?

Don’t you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!

The way I see it, you’re hurtling through the air at high altitude with at least dozens of other people in a pressurized metal tube partially filled with jet fuel. In a country that not an insignificant number of people would like to see burned to the ground. I’d rather they make things a little inconvenient for us…

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

I love no longer needing to turn the key to start my car. Fight me.