Strong disagree.

This is the most important one:

right? guess he’s never had a tight connection in ATL. I’m either running my ass off or waiting 2h in that airport.

I’ll bite.. as a heavy travaller, while I can’t (and won’t speak for EVERYONE on the plane, I can give some reasonable answers to this):

I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

I can’t really fault people for taking on bigger-sized pieces of luggage because checking it costs an arm and a leg now... but also plenty of airlines do free gate-checks now. Take advantage of it, y'all.

I wonder if you watched the 30 minute extended part after the special? You know where Dave states he thinks Trump will win 2020 due how stupid the current democrats are. So there is that and he isn’t a Republican. So yeah, you Dems need to get your act together or you will have 4 more years of Trump. 

Republican here. Yes, his old shit was funny. And I feel it’s right to defend famous millionaires because it doesn’t matter what you’re worth, it matters if you are in the right. The problem here is that a person you idolize doesn’t agree with your world view. Political correctness is out of control and destroying…

I can’t watch this show, or any show with people sitting around yammering. It immediately sets my teeth on edge. ETA I sometimes put it on for the last few minutes before “Action News at Noon” in Philly comes on and even those few minutes is enough to spike my blood pressure.

People who try to enjoy life are the fucking worst!

Ok that alone is the ultimate counter to this article. That’s well-done but terrifying. 

Didya see the headless toddler....soooo good

My “old man yells at cloud” take on Halloween is that too many people dress up as characters rather than things and get really excited about whether or not people “get” the reference.

The government got Flint into this mess! Why are you so eager to rely on bloated bureaucracy to solve all of the world's problems? You should fear the phrase "I'm from the government, and I'm here to help"

Our government isn’t neutered, they’re idiots, don’t care, and probably shouldn’t have much power.

I keep saying, until I can do a cross-country drive in an electric car in the same amount of time it would take me to do it in a gasoline powered car, I’m not interested. Nobody wants to stop every 200 miles and wait hours for their car to charge up.

Don’t forget we are celebrating around 200 people losing their job! YEAH! FUCK YEAH!

Hooray! In a shitty world in really shitty times, a show that managed to provide 20-something minutes of entertainment and escapism for millions of people around the world each week is finally ending! What a glorious day for people who don’t watch it to celebrate others no longer being able to watch something they…

Just replace him with the Urkle-bot.