Pro Tip; Just don’t care what (insert famous person here) is doing with their life, focus on your own.

Once you stop being able to dunk from the free throw line, you probably lose interest in general physical fitness. He’s already spent more time working out in his life than about a hundred average people combined.

Just walking down the sidewalk, day drinking.

I aspire to have that level of Don’t Give a Fuck someday.

“We’d stumble through orders for our Crunchwrap Supremes and Baja Blasts”

Uh, you know that’s the line from Airplane, right?

Don’t you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping!

The way I see it, you’re hurtling through the air at high altitude with at least dozens of other people in a pressurized metal tube partially filled with jet fuel. In a country that not an insignificant number of people would like to see burned to the ground. I’d rather they make things a little inconvenient for us…

The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

I love no longer needing to turn the key to start my car. Fight me.

I don’t believe it is that far-fetched for anyone to have changed their beliefs after how many years and after 9/11. People change. Stuff happens that makes the world a scarier place and people’s viewpoints and beliefs evolve. Not always for the better, obviously. But it would be weirder if this many years later she…

The thing of it is that Starlord’s actions are in character. This is the guy who got into a pissing contest with Rocket over who was the better pilot that ended up crashing their ship. He has demonstrated a very distinct lack of emotional maturity in the previous movies. Starlord isn’t a villain, he’s a flawed…

The Dairy Queen in my Midwestern hometown is still plugging along nicely, as it has since time immemorial. It’s just a shack, it only serves ice cream, and it’s only open from May-September, but it’s there, year after year. It’s operated by seemingly the same cadre of peppy blonde 17-year old girls as it has always…

So, I agree that attacking the media has been part of Trump’s strategy, and I agree that statements like that can be used as part of that strategy to delegitimize newsgathering in general, but if I had no other information about Sinclair (if I hadn’t seen the Last Week Tonight bit, for example) I actually wouldn’t…

Maybe it’s my overly domesticated status in life, but that ElastaWoman really rings my bells. I think that’s the expression. What do the kids today say when they see an incredibly appealing hot human being...?

(Sigh)

Who the hell is Bucky?

Kylo Ren, or Bucky Barnes?

WHOA...those Ninja Turtles are the best I’ve ever seen. 10/10. They even got the faces perfect from the first movie. Well done.