Oh, a private facility isn’t democratic. Let me file that under “who gives a rat’s ass.”

Why dont we just make the signs to the bathrooms say “Dick” or “No Dick?” That would solve a lot of problems. Got a dick? RIGHT THIS WAY.

Goddamn right.

“The 2017 NBA All-Star Game is scheduled to take place in Charlotte, but the league has warned that the new law runs counter to their principles, and they said that they “do not yet know what impact it will have on our ability to successfully host the 2017 All-Star Game in Charlotte.”

If you’re too damn dumb to regulate the amount of PB on your spoon, then maybe death is the best option for everyone.

Calipari nods.

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The News & Observer is slightly below the journalistic integrity of the Weekly World News.

I still have my OUTATIME license plate from 1991.

Batman Begins is the best of the Nolan films.

I don’t know much about soccer. After reading this, I know even less.

Meanwhile, Grayson Allen trips his own mother for no reason at all.

Anyone else ever try to shoot with a dress shirt on? It’s goddamn horrible. I give the man props. He did better than I would have.

All you need.

It was seamless. That man is a true professional at his craft.

I’m inclined to agree.

Jimminy jillikers!

Get a job, scamp!

Greatest baseball gif of all time.

“Why can’t God distribute talent evenly?”