“Nobody can work the mic like him...”

I want whatever you don’t.

Thank you.

I hope he wins, just because I hate Burneko more than I hate Trump.

The difference in Drew hating things and Albert hating everything: Drew is a good writer.

Can we not comment directly on photos anymore?

Bless you.

Yes. 20 of me would be worth about a nickel.

I don’t watch WWE anymore, but this tickles this shit out of me. I love Shane, always have. GIMME THE MEAN STREET POSSE.

You can always set your watch by a hog shit Burneko article.

Almost TOO subtle.

It would have been nice.

Could have used that shit last week...

It was prescribed to me for an injury once. I never got it filled. Just took a load of Advil. No way I’m taking that shit.

Also, shes on Agents of SHIELD, so they wont do that.

I truly support this.

Its big, its heavy, its wood!

At :23, CAT MODE ENGAGED.

You win.

GODDAMN I LOVE NAZI BILL SIMMONS.