Whenever I want to come to Deadspin to read something awful, I can always count on Burnekos mindless bullshit to sate my desire.

Youre not wrong.

This is an extremely Canadian thing to happen.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, ITS PIXIE ANDERSON!

Top Gear is dead. LONG LIVE CAPTAIN SLOW.

So...everybody will just blame guns in the comments, without knowing anything about what happened or if there was a history between the two. It could be a random crime, it also very well couldn’t be. Maybe the person that killed him was just a haggard piece of shit, and would have killed him with a knife or other…

Probably because I don’t need to.

Always has been overrated.

Every day I get more and more reasons to think Burneko is just the worst fucking human alive.

GIMME ALL THAT SHIT

Its hard to tell if he or Cam is the biggest jackass. I may give it to Cam since Von isnt pretending to be something hes not.

It just shoots out of his mouth.

My favorite part? I fucking know Mark Mackoviak.

Thats a pretty extreme response to a half-assed Army of Darkness joke.

How did Doug Pederson get his chin strap buckled? His face is a mile long.

They arent cats. They cant jump that damn high. They move about 6 inches at the most.

I bet you're LOADS of fun.

Which, while shitty, isnt related to this.

He aint wrong.