I’m not mad that Goodell was queued up at Dark Side.

Vietnam sounds like complete bullshit.

More specifically, I live the confluence of the Great Smokies and the Blue Ridge Mountains. So, basically, the most beautiful place on Earth.

I live in the Smoky Mountains. I know.

Gatlinburg.

Episode VIII will hopefully be something kooky.

If my punter did that, I’d be far less composed.

Can you make me a margarita with all of that salt?

And with SHIT WRs.

The Panthers have also played no one. You can only beat who you play.

Twice.

The best argument here.

An amazing alliterative absent of assonance.

Don’t have to. I remember that. You’re right.

Maybe I should have read those final tweets. Still fucking stupid.

I think this is an appropriate question: why the fuck do football players have bats on the field? Is trying to get pumped up for a game far more complex and idiotic than I know?

Oh man, Panthers fans are going to go into full hissy-fit mode since this wasn’t about Cam.

Brady can bitch out linemen because he’s won a fucking shit load of games.

Parks and Rec has my vote as best sitcom ever. Its just so damn good.