“By the way, I am terminally unable to fetch a large enough salad bowl to prevent tossing spillage. Within half a second of tossing that fucker, there are 12 raisins and a hunk of goat cheese on the floor. It’s debilitating. Salad should stop being so needy.”

Have touch screen in my Acura. Kinda sucks.

I dont have book that its in handy at the moment. If I remember, I will follow up tomorrow.

I dont give a shit about the GOP. Im listening to what he says.

Since education costs have increased 500% since the 80’s, this may not be viable either.

Ok. Lets look at this from an economic perspective. Lets say that corporations will be taxed more or wages are driven up at too high a rate. One, the corps will start to HQ more overseas or in Canada or Mexico to avoid the corp tax rate, whatever it may be. This will lead to a decrease in jobs, from lower level to…

He ain’t wrong.

Because what Bernie wants to do is exactly why people are still poor. Instead of bringing people up, its easier to give them things with no ability to actually make themselves better (for the most part).

When did he steal Peytons fivehead?

I just read that in Aziz Ansaris voice. It works.

Thats the steadiest fan-cam footage I have ever seen. BRAVO.

That robot set the world on fire.

You know Drew was air drumming to that part right before he ran through a brick wall.

They peaked with Viva La Vida. I have listened to them for years. That last album...good God.

This would be great if my damn connection to the server didnt blow ass.

+ wa’

Goddamn Drew, ROAST THAT HAUGHTY FAAAAAACK!

I’m not sure how that will ever be topped. Of course, we kind of thought the same about Tyree.

What happened to the good old days when you could hate someone for being a smug fucking prick?

I guess being a lawyer doesn’t also mean you can write coherently. Jesus.